Meeting #1 - AKA Next Time Confirm All Those Guests, Damnit! 12.29.99 PM
Meeting #1 was set to take place December 29th, 1999. Steve was invited and told to confirm his reservation with his amount of guests. Did he listen? PSSH. No. Here is the whole Fan Club at that meeting doing the official Stever handshake:
from LEFT to RIGHT: (starting with the girl in the Hilfiger coat, and going around the table) Ashley, Courtnie, Brittany (holding a picture of Steve), Valerie, Jen, Amy, Kat, Shannon, and Maggie.
Now, I know you are thinking.. WAIT WAIT you said there are 10 members. Well, our tenth member, Johnny Wright, was absent from this photo. We DO have a photo of Johnny from the meeting though, here he is refilling his "refreshment" at the bar.
The meeting started a little after 10 PM at the Tropics Cafe at the Hilton Hawaiian Villiage (every meeting takes place there for future reference). In the beginning it was just the group above and our drinks of choice, including, Blue Hawaiians, Pina Coladas, Miller Lite, Kaluha, Mudslides, etc etc etc. You get the picture, we were pretty loaded. We videotaped ourselves talking to "Steve" (the picture) about our favorite quotes, why we loved him so much, and how much we wished he was there. After a few hours, the tenth member of Steve's fan club showed up.. Johnny Wright himself !! He was followed shortly after by "Scary Guy" (Think All Access, hugging JC), Ruben, and a few other assorted crew members.
At this time we were very drunk and loud laughing at the fact that Steve's fan club now had SOOO many members. The best was yet to come though. About 10 minutes later we look down the walkway and who is rolling up... Joey Fatone, Phyllis Fatone, Joe Fatone SR, Janine Fatone (Steve and Joey's sister), Mandy and Nikki from Innosense.. (NO ONE INVITED THEM.. SKANKS.), and a LOT of other NSYNC related people. They sat down at the 3 tables right behind us. We were laughing so hard and making loud comments like "Leave it to Steve to invite 35 people and not even confirm the reservations !!" About 4 minutes later, Stever himself walked up. He was dressed like a wacked out Ricky Martin, but that's ok. He stood against the wall, and looked right at us and we again all burst out laughing. Then, Steve hugged his mom, and Janine told them all it was time to go and they ALL left to go to a Karaoke bar. (By the way, in some WEIRD way, Janine is like the leader of the whole FAT ONE family.. hmmm?) Then they all left after like 10 minutes.
Val and Brit arrived at breakfast around 9:45 AM and sat at their "reserved" table. About 5 minutes later, our own Lance Bass and his "posse" including Danielle Fishel and a bleache blonde friend of hers... "Kim... Kim Brown" strolled up to the Tropics. After Lance gave Val and Brit his usual "Back Dat Azz Up" dirty look, they laughed in his face and his posse and he went to their seats 2 tables behind the girls. A few minutes later Courtnie, Ashley and Amy came to join breakfast and lo and behold 10 minutes later who would come up but the Steveroni himself !!
(Steve ate a Surf Omelette... we think.. well, we really don't know, but it was the most "Steve" sounding thing on the menu.) Nothing else really eventful happened at breakfast, Janine (in her trademark bathing suit) came and Steve talked to her.. we moved the camera to capture that.. LOL..
Val should REALLY be Steve Jr. she's GREAT with the camera. Then he left. We had a feeling he'd be at the next meeting later that night...
The 3rd meeting started like every other nights, us, the Tropics, and alcohol. We were short a few members.. the only ones present were Brit, Val, Amy, Ashley and Courtnie, but we managed. We arrived at the Tropics right after we got back from the concert and not even 10 minutes later guess who came by? YEP, Steve, with 2 girls. The bar was closed though. (Keep in mind the Tropics is an outdoor cafe and we bring our own beer to drink there) so they left. While they were gone Amy and Ashley ran to the ABC store and purchased a plastic ukelele (our best investment of the whole trip) and a pad of paper and black marker to make a HUGE Stever sign for the next nights concert. About 10 minutes later we see Steve walking towards us again, alone this time. He stopped to chat for a few minutes, nothing important just about how he was tired but not going to go to bed at 11 PM. Fun. Anyway, he asked what our paper was for (we told him we were playing Hangman) and gave us a funny glance for the ukelele, and walked off to the beach. He got there and leaned against a tree and watched us... and watched us... and watched us. Weirdo. He came back, stopped to talk again (we tried getting him to pick a song for us to play.. but he HATES music and he said if we gave him the ukelele he'd bash it.) He retracted that statement on New Years Eve as a "misinterpretation" But, we all got a great laugh out of the look on his face when Ashley informed him "Steve, it would give me great pleasure for you to bash my ukelele" He replied -- WOW.
OK, so Steve comes walking back a few minutes later with none other than Topanga, Tyler Chasez (JC's bro for all you slow kiddies), Erik (AKA "Asswipe", Mr. Mission Impossible opening, the guy they rigged Say What Karaoke for, Joey's friend... ya'll know who I mean) and some guy I think is named Tim. Not sure though. While he was gone we had made a sign on the inside of the ukelele box and placed it on the wall, it said "Tips Welcome, We Take Requests" As they walked by Steve burped (cute) and tossed 85˘ into our tip box. YaY !! Our first tip, from the main man himself ! They headed to the beach and Ruben joined us, tuned our ukelele, and started rocking out on it (yes, we actually have a picture of this) then Ruben went to the beach, and on his way back informed us that Steve wanted us to go down there and hang out.. we didn't though. A few minutes after Erik headed back, gave us $1 and asked us to sing Frank Sinatra or Bridge Over Troubled Water.. Brit belted out a few notes of Blue Moon, asked him for something from this decade and we finally convinced him to settle on our speciality... Back Dat Azz Up. Next Steve, Tyler, Topanga, and "Tim" headed back and they stopped to talk. No matter what we've all said about the Topanganator in the past, we all admitted she was really nice and didn't act at all like she was better than us, it was pretty cool. Anyway, our next tip came from her (yippee) Steve jokingly asked us for a "request" which we didn't fulfill. Topanga laughed at our "self-respect" and tossed $4 into the box. We explained the whole "tip box" was a joke, but she insisted and we all got a laugh out of it. It was pretty funny. Oh, this was also our first view of Tyler's new maroon hair. Nice. They headed back to there hotel and we pretty much called it a night.
Noticing a pattern? Steve's 3 for 3 with appearing at his fan club meetings.
Here is a pic of us the next day with the ukelele and tip box.
from LEFT to RIGHT (Front Row) Courtnie, Brit. (Back row) Val, Ashley, Amy.
Here's something kinda funny. If you look at our video camera at 12:46 AM we are wishing Steve was with us for New Years, if you look at it again at 12:47 AM, Steve IS standing there with us. Here's a picture:
Here's another:
And here's Courtnie and Ashley ruining someone elses picture because Steve is OURS, ALL OURS.
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Sucks to be them......
That's another Steve Fan Club traditon, we ruin people's pictures with Steve all across America. Aren't we the sweetest. Sorry to whoever this is though, we weren't being bitches.. we think we're funny even when we're not.
ANYWAY We hung out with Steve pretty much all night, and the NSYNC bodyguards:
FUBU Drew (Dre)
Also, Tyler Chasez wished us Happy New Millenium on video.
Happy New Millenium everyone........
MILL-EN-I-UM
It was fun, we aren't putting the whole review because this is the SeXXXy Steve Fan Club™ site, not our personal site, but Stever sure enjoyed the feather boa..
Peace.
This meeting was short and sweet. Steve showed up, of course, but it was pretty uneventful. He told us to "never sing that song again" in reference to Back Dat Azz Up, he did a little Stever dance, and he allowed Val to sneak a peek up his pants leg to get a better look at his kick ass sneaker. He told us he uses Bed Head shampoo (you better run out there and stock up now !!) and he told us his shirt cost $300 so Ashley couldn't wipe his hair grease on it. (The shirt was Joey's) at least we are 99% sure it is. That's about it for this one.
Yep, you read that right. Stever did NOT show up at breakfast this morning.
We tried getting Justin to show up, but he said NO WAY. He BEGGED our CrUnK asses to take a picture with him:
Then he walked away....
Even Stever's own dad wouldn't come to the meeting !!!
He was too busy with Mommy Crunkness.....
Some highlights of this meeting were Steve talking about his car, yes girls he drives... and that's a VERY scary thing. He also was VERY excited about his plans to go ride scooters the next day. But, he was also very upset that we didn't have the ukelele that night
"Asswipe" made an appearance and told us the whole story of Asswipe. Steve was wearing a REALLY cool shirt with flames embroidered on it, we decided the original shirt came from bowling depot but whatever. Steve was checking out Val's tattoo. Other special guest appearances were made by: Johnny Wrights girlfriend, Fritz, and Joey "The FAT ONE" himself. When Ashley, Courtnie, and Amy were leaving we walked them to the front to get their cab and Stever whipped up in his ghetto booty rental car asking "Where ya'll off to" Ashley informed him, the hotel, and Val did a cute impression of Steve riding a bike. (Now might be a good time to mention that at every meeting, 95% is spent making fun of Steve right in front of his face, and he never notices) anyway, Steve let it be known that he and his entourage were rocking off to the "Crack In The Jack" (we HUMANS call it Jack In The Box) and pealed out from in front of the hotel squealing the tires. WOW. He is so cool I can hardly contain myself from renting my OWN ghetto car so i can do the same. YEP. That's the end of that.
We would also like to point out something really funny from this meeting. Thanks to Ashley, it was the birth of the phrase:
I'm sorry, it's not OK
This phrase is a combination of Steve (I'm sorry) and JC (It's not OK) When you say I'm sorry, you must place your fingers up to your mouth in the shape of an inverted V. When saying it's not ok, you must place your fingers up to your mouth with both index fingers pointed forward implying you have hamster teeth. I guess you have to see it to get it, but it's funny, and she did it right in front of Steve.
We met for our final meeting in Hawaii for breakfast. The whole fan club was there, including Johnny.
Steve showed up casually late as usual. We had pizza, Steve had curly fries.. healthy breakfast, eh? Val was getting her arm autographed by all of us, which Stever refused.. "He doesn't sign skin." (Dork.) So Ashley signed his name for him. Steve was pretty pissy because earlier that morning big sister Janine "stole his scooter" hahahhahahahhahahaha. And then he went into a little coniption fit about his "trusty flashlight"
Click To Hear Steve Bitch About His Flashlight and I quote, "Where's My Trusty Flashlight???"
(It takes a bit to load, but it's really funny and worth the wait, you have to hear his tone of voice. While it's loading, go look at Justin. He's Hot and CrUnK.)
You had to be there I guess, it was funny though. A few minutes later the FAT ONE showed up again and Steve spilled soda all over himself. On our video Joey's points out the soda to Steve, and he starts bitching..
Then a few minutes later Val's all "Hey dumbass, did ya spill?" and he goes into a big spiel about how he spilled the soda on himself. It's hilarious. We sadly had to inform the Fatone's we were leaving that day (well most of us anyway)
But, Steve told us he'd "be back later with new and exciting adventures for all" it was really cute. Then, Joey got mobbed by the retarded teenies, and that's the end. Oh wait, Asswipe was there.
And here's our final Tropics pic, at our final Sexxxy Steve Fan Club meeting.
Steve was supposed to meet us at Mc Donalds at 1, but he never did. We were just about ready to drop the whole SSFC right then and there, but we later found out he had work. So it was ok. I guess.
So, we forgave Steve for dogging us on the lunch meeting and went back to talk to him that night. He came out of his house in perfect attire, a nice holey sweater, black leather pants, and white tube socks.
The first thing Ashley said to him was "Stever did you knit that sweater yourself?" he said, "yeah, me and Versace." So Brit asked if it was a "late night romp with the knitting needles." I really don't feel like typing right now so that's the end of the story.
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