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Rated 5 stars: 3 Ninjas

Cheers for THE very 1st 3 ninjas movie. This movie kicked butt because of serveal reasons. 1, the cast was absoulutely perfect. Infact, 2 of the actors actually trained in the martial arts. Michael Treanor, who played Rocky is a black belt in karate. He was picked by the director from his karate class probaly for 3 reasons: looks(look,that's just the way it is, okay?) skill and his personality. After convincing from his friends, Mike finally agreed to do the movie. And as an amatuer actor, he did excellant! Next we have the lovable Max Elliot Slade, a brown belt in karate who no longer practices the art. He played Colt in all three movies and did a good job protraying the wild, hotheaded colt(perhaps he identify with him). Then we have adorable chad power, the youngest kid portraying lil' tum who luv to eat! The three cooperated well, and if they didn't, they are REALLY good actors. This cast is definately one of the best for they really seem like bros and all kicked butt. The plot is quite interesting, naive(c'mon, it is a kitty movie) and confusing. It's kind of a crossover from 'HOME ALONE' to 'THE KARATE KID' too bad guys always lose! =) So here's the plot, or the timeline coz the plot is entangled in my head right now. The 3 ninjas spends their summer at granpa's and trained well. Sam douglas, the kids' father is an FBI agent and trying to catch big time wanted SYNDER but is failing to do so. Synder is sick of douglas so decided to kidnap his sons in order to blackmail him or something. What he didn't know was the 3 dummies(by far the best ones!*dude*!) are no match for the 3 ninjas. So then synder kidnaps them himself and to find out the happy ending, go rent/buy it at Amazon.com

highlights to see! The basketball match between rocky, colt and the bullies(totally AWESOME!) tHE NINJAS BEAT PPL UP. The incredibly funny sacasism of Colt, "alright rocky, so what are we gonna do? are we gonna make the 'friendly' door open?" and the adorable talented actors themselves. Need I say more? This movie is worth it.


Rated 5 stars: 3 Ninjas Knuckle up

In my opinion, the best 3 ninjas movie.I won't talk about our perfect cast here, okay, i will, they were awesome. => The plot was really good though, very original and significantely different from the other 3, (hint: Rocky didn't get or have a girlfriend. THere wasn't exactely 3 stupid guys.) The basic outline is, American Indians were dying coz of the land dump which the government won't move til proof of its harmness. Jo(the girl)'s father has a computer disk that can prove it. The bad guy doesn't want the government or environmental ppl to find out. So they kidnapped Jo's father. The 3 ninjas rescued him. So then they kidnapped Jo to black mail(yes, your gonna hear the word blackmail many times) his father. Then the ninjas saved jo and...well, stuff happens, lol.

Highlights to see! Michael Treanor, Max Elliot Slade and Chad Power put up aN original martial arts dance that beats all those boybands. Mike and Chad does funny ballroom dancing. REALLY EXCELLANT martial arts. A pretty meaningful movie. I love this movie, it was the 1st I saw and it simply rules. It also got me into martial arts(ninjusu or bujinkan to be exact, yeah yeah, it's the same style as the ninjas. *GRIN*)You don't know what your missing if you don't see it. This one and all the other ones can be found at www.amazon.com. Also try VIDEO UPDATE, VIDEO TIME AND LOCAL librays.


Rated 4 3/4 stars: 3 Ninjas kick back

We hereby say good bye, au roir, hasta la vista, sayonaira to Mike and Chad. Dispite the original cast is 2/3 gone, this was still a kick ass movie. Replacing michael is Sean FOx and replacing tum is the VERY adorable and LITTLE(at least in that movie)and funny Evan Bonifant. Max is still the same, well, his voice changed a bit and he went back to bangs. Bascally, the 3 ninjas go to japan to help granpa. (AMERICA)The boys are in this little baseball league and they got in to "SCRAMBLE!!!" with the other team . Because of that they decided to not go to Japan( or maybe colt did..). Until, well, granpa's in danger. THis old rival of gramps kidnapped grampa so he can tell him where this treasure is. THe ninjas flew first class(that's over 10000 $) and met this girl who beated colt in a ninjas competition coz he's a spaz, =) They later taught her to catch, adn she taught them ninja. Then they were all kidnapped by grampa's rival in order to blackmail granpa. IT's confusing. no, i'm confusing. Well. it's a fun movie.

Highlights to see! Adorable Evan and his "LET'S murderlize them" and "scramble" and other antics. Girl kicks butt(colt's to be exact...and this other guy's) Japan and some extremly interestin japanese rapping...Colt and his awesome homerun!


Rated 3 stars: 3 Ninjas: High Noon at mega mountain

(yeaH i know max isn't in here but just so if you wanna know)TO TELL YOU THE HARSH TRUTH. THIS MOVIE IS KIND OF STUPID.(don't kill me) Why? Well, I kinda got the feeling that the main character is the 'Dave Dragon' person(hulk hogan, the wrestling dude) and the bad 'person', played by loni anderson(pam's mother...) I mean really, we want the ninjas, not these other dudes. Oh, wait, we gotta talk about the cast. The cast is, well, really truthfully worse than the last two. Rocky played by Matthew Botuchis is well, different. Colt played by MichaEL O'laskey II was trying his best with Colt(the earring and the guiter). BUt lemme tell ya, he is NO COLT. He also has a ponytail and buckteeth(one shall not judge one by their apperance) but he just wasn't colt! Then we have Tum, play by J.P Roesky II(got a kick out of the IIs), was WAY too small. It's like Tum never grows. The basic plot is the bad 'person', medusa is robbing an amusement park(don't ask, it'll all make sense when you see it, wait, no it doesn't), but anyway, she's robbing the park. And Dave dragon and the 3 ninjas with this smart girl(Amanda) save the day! That's it. Oh yeah, Rocky has a new girlfriend, Jennifer and Granpa looked older.

Highlights to see: Still very nice martial arts fighting! At some parts it was pretty funny. Well, you get to see an amusement park and ache bad that you wanna be there. This is pathetic. Email me on the parts you liked, I'm losing words.


Rated 3 1/2 stars: Here On Earth

Um, okay. To make a not so long story short. Girl with guy(guy luvs girl, or so he thought). Girl falls in love with another guy. Girl dies. Before you murder me for telling you that. It's no big deal. This movie was REALLY cheesy and corny if ya ask me. But really sweet and cute too. The cast was o.k. I mean, Josh was great. Lemme get this out first... He has this thing with this green hat, he kept putting it on and taking it off...and on during the movie. Annoying cute. lol. And then he has the cutest grin, like his whole face smiles(shut up iris, enough already). And then he has this hair, it's all messy and sticking everywhere and nice(I said enough!) And he has this posture, kinda lazy and...uh...lazy... which is really sexy. O.K. I'll shut up. I can almost assure U though. And as unfortuantely as this is, they probaly casted him to do the job. >>>to look cute. And I guess it worked huh? BUt then, belive me, he is an amazing actor too. Oh, the main characters of the movie isn't Josh. Just in case you didn't know. It's LeeLee and Chris. They did good. Chris was an excellant actor, portraying the Cocky Kelley well. While Sobieski, in my opinion, lacks emotion. This movie is kinda different from the others. Like it doesn't involve the high school scene. Which was cool. It took place in minnesota and you get to see just regular folks livin' their lives. No drama queens or quarterbacks. The thing is though, I don't really get how she (samantha) fell in love with the dude(Kelley) like with 2 glances...over...Jasper(josh). Oh, it's kinda boring at times. I wouldn't call it a masterpeice. They are trying very hard to make it a tearjerker, but I guess they tried too hard or something. Because Patch Adams is even more tearjerking(well, actually, Patch Adams is a very well done movie...). SEE IT FOR YOUR SELF THOUGH.

Highlights to see: Um, duh, Josh Hartnett. It's sweet. Josh Hartnett. Makes you think. Josh Hartnett. Meaningful. Human nature. Fight. And Josh Daniel Hartnett. Fine I'll shut up!


Rated 5 stars: THE FACULTY

Don't like Science Fiction? That's o.k. Don't believe in ALIENS? That's o.k. Need to see a good suspense thrilling movie? THIS IS THE MOVIE. The Facaulty was DA Bomb. The plot is original, unlike 'scream' and the 'i know what you did last summer's. It is basically aliens parasites taking over earth. Sounds weird. But totally GREAT. Now the Cast. We have Josh who played Zeke 'the bad boy'. He betrayed him well. Elijah wood with Casey 'the nerd'. All the actors betrayed a 'group' from high school. And I think they did great. The bad boy, the nerd, the QB, the cheerleader, the dark outcast, and the mary sunshine new kid. The 6 ppl had to work together to save themselves and earth. And during it, they discover a lot about each other. THis movie is pretty meaningful, you learn about pressure from peers. How sometimes we just wanna have no worries, no annoyances. But in order to do that, we might also sacrafice...freedom, and choice and happiness. Or maybe you think I'm talking B.S. But hey. If you haven't seen this movie. SEE IT.

Highlights to see: Josh. *_* When Zeke(josh) scared the hell outta Stokely(Clea Duvall) and Casey by banging and saying 'is it over?' It was funny. Just the overall movie was GREAT.


Rated 5 stars: Wild America

Ahhh...yet another movie on 3 hunky brothers. I bet a lot of you saw this one coz of JTT. Surprisingly, it had a lot more to offer didn't it? An actually plot...lol.This movie was great, based on the true story of the Stouffer brothers. An adventure movie where Jonathan Taylor Thomas(marshall) Devon Sawa(Mark) and Scott Bairstow(Marty) went to film the natural wilderness of america. Their goal was to film the cave of the sleeping bears. And they did, and suffered the consequences???I dunno...you gotta check it out your self!

Highlights to see: the brotherhood going on. The cast, all three are talented and portrayed the character great. It's thrilling, funny, awesome. Marshall flys the plane while his brothers and family were shocked to death. It's a nice film.