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an insane obsession

The whirlwind of emotions engulf you all the time...you eat, breathe and sleep in a living fog. You are no longer able to relate to the mundane world of endless repeated actions...you can only think of Darren.

Now, does that sound familiar?

Below are some signs to tell whether you are indeed obsessed with the-guy-with-the-fantastic-voice-and-witty-humour-and-vulnerability Darren Hayes. If you find yourself answering yes to most of the signs....welcome to the club.

  • Halfway during a terrible Math test, you suddenly remember how Darren hates math too, and smile secretly to yourself.
  • You are reading, when you suddenly look up and stare into space, wondering where Darren is at this very moment.
  • You buy yourself a birthday cake on the 8th of May
  • You visit every existing website about Darren and then set up one yourself (guilty!)
  • You have to be alone when you listen to the 2 CDs because anyone else will taint the atmosphere Darren creates when he sings.
  • You keep a picture of Darren in your wallet, and when some innocent girl asks you whether he is your boyfriend you nod smugly.
  • You check out Darren's star sign, Chinese horoscope, birthdate...and find similarities between every single digit.
  • You borrow the entire Anne Rice series from the library and read nothing else for days.
  • Half of your diary is filled with entries raving and dreaming about him.
  • Your mum suggests sending you to a psychiatrist because she is getting rather worried.
  • You broke up with your boyfriend when he forced you to choose between him or Darren and you chose Darren.
  • On the last day of 1999, amid fears of the world ending, you told yourself that it would be okay 'cos you would die with Darren at the VERY same moment.
  • You swear off red meat and become addicted to skim yogurt.

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