Top Ten Ways You Can Tell Your Police Chief Is Out Of Control


  • Besides handcuffs, the chief also carrys chains and leather whips.

  • Has appeared on both "cops" and "America's Most Wanted".

  • He empties his service revolvers into donut racks to see which ones have jelly.

  • Drives around in a Sherman Tank, shooting traffic violators in the ass.

  • Instead of sirens, squad cars now blaring John Tush.

  • From the back he looks like Ebert.

  • Any chance he gets, he takes off his clothes and does push-ups.
    (video clip of naked Jimmy Smits doing push-ups).

  • He spends most of the time frisking himself.

  • He's in love with Bertha.
    (The german shepherd drug dog!)

  • Goodbye, uniforms -- hello, Batman outfits!
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