Top Ten Ways You Can Tell Your Police Chief Is Out Of Control
- Besides handcuffs, the chief also carrys chains and leather whips.
- Has appeared on both "cops" and "America's Most Wanted".
- He empties his service revolvers into donut racks to see which ones have jelly.
- Drives around in a Sherman Tank, shooting traffic violators in the ass.
- Instead of sirens, squad cars now blaring John Tush.
- From the back he looks like Ebert.
- Any chance he gets, he takes off his clothes and does push-ups.
(video clip of naked Jimmy Smits doing push-ups).
- He spends most of the time frisking himself.
- He's in love with Bertha.
(The german shepherd drug dog!)
- Goodbye, uniforms -- hello, Batman outfits!
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