Top Ten Signs The Police
Chief Doesn't Like You:

1. He refers to you as "our mascot".

2. Instead of a gun, you were issued a water pistol.

3. Your locker is also the broom closet.

4. The job description in your contract includes "crash test dummy" and "pepper-spray test subject".

5. He sends you on drug raids alone.

6. He always tells you that only wussies call for back-up.

7. He makes up "missing persons" and then sends you to look for them.

8. You always get the patrol car with the flat tire, no gas, a dead battery and a broken air conditioner.

9. He lied to you about an "officer exchange program" and put you on a plane to Siberia.

10. He doesn't like to be seen with you in public.