The Top Ten Signs You've Had Too Much To Drink At Your Company Picnic
10. You keep calling your Chief "Boo-Boo" and bugging him to help you look for "pi-a-nic" baskets.

9. You offer to teach the Chief your procedure for making " Butt Xeroxes."

8. You organize an "Armpit Orchestra" to play "Hail to the Chief" when the Chief arrives.

7. The people in charge of the Diversity Program don't seem to care much for your Buckwheat impersonation.

6. You resurrect that old "Pull My Finger" routine for the Chief.

5. Evidently a bear's not the only one who can shit in the woods.

4. Every time the Chief pauses during the big speech you scream, "FREEBIRD!!"

3. Last words you utter before passing out? "Slide, you fat bastard! Slide!"

2. "But everybody pees in the pool!" (not from the diving board, my friend)

1. Jimmy from Vice says, " Slow down, pal. This ain't no Kennedy reunion!"