All I Need to Know in Life I've learned from Vamps

All I need to know in this world I learned from Spike and Drusilla

~Insane people can be loved!

~Not all people have green thumbs.

~It's fun to torture people.

~You don't have to see the stars to name them.

~Without evil there can be no good so it must be good to be evil sometime!(Satan in South Park. They so prove it!)

~Being good is not all it's cracked up to be.

~You can get by with a funny accent and being insane.

~If you don't like someone you can kill them.

~Family blood is the sweetest. (Granted that's an Angelus thing.)

~Even evil people love.

~Even if you don't have a heart you can love.

~Insanity is sexy. (Dru has Angelus and Spike!)

~Don't go to Prague. There are idiot mobs.

~Idiot mobs: Spike says they are a group of more than 2 humans. (I agree)

~Making fun of your sire is the right thing to do. (Abby the nancy boy stuff)

~It's ok to torture your daddy if he's been bad.

~Don't give people who have been bad cakes.

~All girls are princesses

~If your family is for eternity, don't piss them off.

~Never leave the lair without your minions.

~Good help is hard to find, even harder if you've killed the help you have.

~there is a delicate balance between good and evil.

~Insanity can be annoying but also a good weapon.

~If someone pisses you off fry em.

~There's no better weapon than confusion.

~Always look evil , that way even more eivl people won't want to mess with you even if they can kick your ass.

~Try to make friends with your enemies. You'll never know when you'll have a missed oppurtunity to kill them.

~Never underestimate the power of manicured nails.

~Laughter is the best display of insanity.

~Always look to the stars even if they are making you angry because you'll never be down again. (Or something like that.)

~Always have a garden near by.

~There is nothing grosser than Nose blood.

~Eventually people come around (unless you kill them.)

~Nicknames are tacky, real names tackier.

~It is your parents fault and you have the right to blame them.

~No lover is is worth more than the end of the world.

~If someone doesn't love you back threaten to kill them (can't hurt much more.)

~You'll always have a lover if your cell phone vibrates. (okay a little dirty)

~9 times out of 10 it's the minions fault but 10 times out of 10 you tell them its theirs.

~ Knowing the 5 basic types of torture can actually come in handy. (Sharp,blunt, hot, cold, loud) Altoough i say there there is more.

~Keep loving someone and you'll get something in return someday.

~Being good is harder than being bad.

~Everyone needs a new look sometimes. ~You can take the soul out of the demon but you can't take the humanity.