Riverdog
MARIA: What Michael and I share is non-verbal, he's what my mom likes to refer to as a vibrator.
LIZ: A vibrator?
MARIA: You know someone who sends vibes into the atmosphere.
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KYLE: Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.
LIZ: Thank you.
KYLE: Not until I have something that will destroy him.
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MICHAEL: So there's a lot of stuff?
MAX: Yeah.
MICHAEL: And we're gonna go through it all, just the three of us?
MAX: Yeah, we're gonna go through it peice by peice.
MICHAEL: Well there's some people who wanted to also go through it.
ISABEL: Other people?
MICHAEL: Yeah, you know that Maria girl.
ISABEL: That Maria girl?
MICHAEL: Yeah, but it should probably be just the three of us?
MAX: Yes.
MICHAEL: Yeah, that's what I thought, but I kinda told her that we would pick her up.
ISABEL: Michael!
MICHAEL: Well, she was pushin' it. She's got this whole thing, she's a real vibrator. (Max and Isabel look at him like he's crazy) She's sends out these vibes.
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LIZ: If anything happened to you, you know, or Michael and Isabel, I...I couldn't live with that.
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LIZ: I didn't come here for your permission.
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MAX: The first time anything weird happens I want you to come right back. Okay?
LIZ: Yeah, definatley.
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MICHAEL: I'm telling you this plan sucks a big one. There out there on my vision quest and I'm stuck in a kitchen with two girls yakking.
MARIA: Um...Michael interesting, you know some women of the 20th century might find that last remark a tade bit offensive.
MICHAEL: Why?
MARIA: Why?!
ISABEL: Welcome to Michael-land.
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(Michael starts to get him and Isabel some cake)
MARIA: I hope you intend to pay for that.
MICHAEL: I do not.
MARIA: Well than that's theft buddy.
MICHAEL: Arrest me.
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MARIA: Okay so what's with the tabasco sauce?
MICHAEL: Sweet and spicy.
MARIA: Sweet and spicy?
ISABEL: We all like things extremly sweet mixed with extremly spicy, it's our dietary quirk.
MARIA: Well I'll have to remember that.
MICHAEL: You do that.
ISABEL: Are you two flirting, God could my life get any worse.
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MARIA: This is taking to long. Their in trouble.
MICHAEL: Will you cool your jets?
MARIA: We should go out there.
MICHAEL: They'll follow us.
MARIA: Well what are we supposed to do?
MICHAEL: We wait.
MARIA: Now I know why Isabel left, you are obviously the last person to be around in a crisis with.
MICHAEL: We were told to sit and wait until they come back, alright. That's what I'm doing. I'm not the one freaking out.
MARIA: I'm not freaking out.
MICHAEL: You keep pouring sugar form one container then back again. Quit it it's driving me insane!
MARIA: I just wish you would say something, you know make me feel calm, tell me it's gonna be okay.
MICHAEL: Maybe it's not gonna be okay.
MARIA: Thanks that helps a ton.
MICHAEL: What do you want me to do?!
MARIA: I don't know.
MICHAEL: Shut up then!
MARIA: I hate you!
MICHAEL: Ditto!
MARIA: You know, all I ask of you is to try and make me feel better. You know, be a guy or whatever...Forget I'm obviously barking up the wrong tree.
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(Maria turns around and puts her hand on her head, Michael walks up behind her and kisses her)
MICHAEL: That was to calm you down.
MARIA: Thank you.
(They walk their seperate ways)
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RIVERDOG: Your not one of them?
(Liz looks at Max, Riverdog grabs Liz's arm)
RIVERDOG: Make sure he deserves your trust.
MAX: Liz?
(Max holds out his hand and Liz takes it and they walk off together)
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