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Cool Songs (Some I made up, some I didn't)

Weird Al Yankovitch songs!!

That's The Way
JoDee Messina

Everybody wants an easy ride
On the merry-go-round that we call life
Take your drive on cruise control
Then you wait to find out it's a winding road
I had my dreams in view
When the money ran out and the engine blew
Hung my tears out to dry
Then my dreams fell out of that clear blue sky
And I, I was walkin' the clouds
Feelin' so safe and sound
Then somethin' else knocks me down
Well, Oh, That's the way it is
You gotta roll with the punches
That's the way it goes
You gotta bend when the wind blows
You live you learn
You crash and burn
It's hit or miss
And that's the way it is
One fine day you wake up
Completely, hoplessly fallen in love
He's just what you're lookin' for
The only problem is, that the man's not sure
Another guy'll give you everything
The only problem is you don't feel a thing
Well I know from expirence
Nothin's ever gonna make perfect sense
Oh, one day you get what you want
But it's not what you think
Then you get what you need
Well, Oh, That's the way it is
You gotta roll with the punches
That's the way it goes
You gotta bend when the wind blows
You live you learn
You crash and burn
It's hit or miss
And that's the way it is
Yeah they say your soul is growin'
But sometimes I feel like throwin' somethin'
Well, Oh, That's the way it is
You gotta roll with the punches
That's the way it goes
You gotta bend when the wind blows
Well, That's the way it is
You gotta roll with the punches
That's the way it goes
You gotta bend when the wind blows
You live you learn
You crash and burn
It's hit or miss
And that's the way it is

Prayin' For Daylight
Rascal Flatts

I’ve got the lights turned up
The door is locked, the bedroom TV’s on
Doing the only thing that gets me through the night
Since you’ve been gone
Prayin’ for daylight, waiting for that morning sun
So I can act like my whole life ain’t going wrong
Baby come back to me, I swear I’ll make it right
Don’t make me spend another lonely night
Prayin’ for daylight
(Prayin’ for daylight)
I made a bad miscalculation
Betting you would never leave
‘Cause if you’re getting on with your new life.
Then where does that leave me
Prayin’ for daylight, waiting for that morning sun
So I can act like my whole life ain’t going wrong
Baby come back to me, I swear I’ll make it right
Don’t make me spend another lonely night
Prayin’ for daylight
(Prayin’ for daylight)
Prayin’ for daylight
(Prayin’ for daylight)
Prayin’ for daylight
Hoping that I didn’t wait too long
(I didn’t wait too long)
That this is just the dark before the dawn
Deep in my heart I know
That you love me as much as I love you
And that you must be lying somewhere
Looking up to Heaven too
Prayin’ for daylight, waiting for that morning sun
So I can act like my whole life ain’t going wrong
Baby come back to me, I swear I’ll make it right
Don’t make me spend another lonely night
Prayin’ for daylight
(Prayin’ for daylight)
Prayin’ for daylight, waiting for that morning sun
So I can act like my whole life ain’t going wrong
Baby come back to me, I swear I’ll make it right
Don’t make me spend another lonely night
Prayin’ for daylight
(Prayin’ for daylight)
Prayin’ for daylight
I don’t want to spend another lonely night
I don’t want to spend another lonely night
(Prayin’ for daylight)
Prayin’ for daylight
I don’t want to spend another lonely night
Oooo, Oooo, Oooo, Oooo, Oooo
Prayin’ for daylight

I Hope You Dance
Lee Ann Womack

I hope you never lose your sense of wonder
You get your fill to eat
But always keep that hunger
May you never take one single breath for granted
God forbid love ever leave you empty handed
I hope you still feel small
When you stand by the ocean
Whenever one door closes, I hope one more opens
Promise me you'll give fate a fighting chance
And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance
I hope you dance
I hope you dance
I hope you never fear those mountains in the distance
Never settle for the path of least resistance
Living might mean taking chances
But they're worth taking
Lovin' might be a mistake
But it's worth making
Don't let some hell bent heart
Leave you bitter
When you come close to selling out
Reconsider
Give the heavens above
More than just a passing glance
And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance
I hope you dance
(Time is a wheel in constant motion always)
I hope you dance
(Rolling us along)
I hope you dance
(Tell me who)
I hope you dance
(Wants to look back on their years and wonder)
(Where those years have gone)
I hope you still feel small
When you stand by the ocean
Whenever one door closes, I hope one more opens
Promise me you'll give faith a fighting chance
And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance
Dance
I hope you dance
I hope you dance
(Time is a wheel in constant motion always)
I hope you dance
(Rolling us along)
I hope you dance
(Tell me who)
(Wants to look back on their years and wonder)
I hope you dance
(Where those years have gone)
(Tell me who)
I hope you dance
(Wants to look back on their years and wonder)
(Where those years have gone)

"It's in His Kiss"

Does he love me
I wanna know
How can I tell if he loves me so?

(Is it in his eyes?) Oh no,
You'll be deceived
(Is it in his eyes?) Oh no,
He'll make believe
If you wanna know
If he loves you so
It's in his kiss

Or is it in his face?) Oh no,
It's just his charm
(In his warm embrace?) Oh no,
That's just his arms
If you wanna know
If he loves you so
It's in his kiss

Kiss him and squeeze him tight
And find out what you wanna know
If it's love if it really is
It's there in his kiss

(About the way he acts?) Oh no,
That's not the way
And you're not listening
To all that I say
If you wanna know
If he loves you so
It's in his kiss

DuckTales
~~~~~~~~

Life is like a hurricane,
here in Duckberg,
race cars lasers airplanes
it's a, duck-blur

might solve a mystery,
or rewrite history
Duck-Tales a-wooh-ooh

not boring tales or,
captian's tales, no
Duck-Tales a wooh-ooh

there's a danger right beside you
there's a stranger out to find you
whatta-da-doodle-do, scrabble do, so
Duck-Tales a-wooh-ooh
Duck-Tales a-wooh-ooh

Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Some-times,
Some-crimes,
go slipping through the cracks,
but these two,
gum-shoes
are picking up the slack.

Theres no case too big,
no case too small,
when you need help just call

Chi-Chi-Chi-Chip and Dale
Rescue Rangers.
Chi-Chi-Chi-Chip and Dale
When there's danger.

It never fails once they're involved,
somehow whatever's wrong gets solved.

Chi-Chi-Chi-Chip and Dale
Rescue Rangers.
Chi-Chi-Chi-Chip and Dale
When theres danger.

No, no it never fails they'll take the clues,
and find the wheres, the whys and whos...

Chi-Chi-Chi-Chip and Dale
Rescue Rangers.
Chi-Chi-Chi-Chip and Dale!!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
Heroes in a half-shell,
Turtle Power.

They're the world's most fiercesome fighting team,
[We're really hip]
They're heroes in a half-shell,
and they're green!
[Hey, get a grip!]

When the evil Shredder attacks,
these turtles boys don't cut 'im no slack!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Splinter taught them to be ninja teens,
[He's a radical rat!]
Leonardo leads,
Donatello does machines,
[That's a fact jack!]
Raphael is cool, but rude
[Gimme a break!]
Michealangelo is a party dude
[Parrtttyyy!]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
Heroes in a half-shell,
Turtle Power!

Spin It (Tale Spin Theme)
Written and sung by Silversher/Silversher

Spin it!)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-oohooh ...
Let's begin it)
Bear 'n grin it!)
Spin it!)
Oh-ee-yeah (Tale Spin)
Oh-ee-yoh (Tale Spin)
Friends for life, through thick and thin
With another tale to spin
Oh-ee-yeah (Tale Spin)
Oh-ee-yoh (Tale Spin)
All the trouble we get in
With another tale to spin
Spin it!)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ...
(Spin it again!)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ...
Oh-ee-yeah
Oh-ee-yoh
Oh-ee-yeah
Oh-ee-yoh
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Spin it
Let's begin it
Bear 'n grin it
When you're in it
You can win it
In a minute
When you spin it, spin it, spin it!
So spin it!
Tale Spin!
Oh-ee-yeah (Tale Spin)
Oh-ee-yoh (Tale Spin)
Friends for life, through thick and thin
With another tale to spin
Oh-ee-yeah (Tale Spin)
Oh-ee-yoh (Tale Spin)
All the trouble we get in
With another tale to spin
(Spin it!)

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ...
(Spin it again!)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Higher

When dreaming guided into another world
time and time again
As sore eyes I fight to stay asleep
cause i don't want to leave the comfort of this place
Cause theres a hunger longing to escape
from the life I live when I'm awake
So lets go there
Lets make our escape
Come on lets go there
Lets ask can we stay
Can you take me higher
To a place where blind men see
Can you take me higher
To a place with golden streets
Although i would like a world of change it's helps me to appreciate those nights and those dreams
But my friend, i'd sacrafice all those nights if I could make the earth and my dreams the same
The only difference is to let love replace all our hate
So lets go there
Lets make our escape
Come on lets go there
Lets ask can we stay
Can you take me higher
To a place where blind men see
Can you take me higher
To a place with golden streets
So lets go there
Lets go there
Come on lets go there
Lets ask can we stay
All high and i feel like I'm alive for the very first time
Sailed high i'm strong enough to take these dreams and make them mine
Sailed high i'm strong enough to take these dreams and make them mine
Can you take me higher
To a place where blind men see
Can you take me higher
To a place with golden streets
Can you take me higher
To a place where blind men see
Can you take me higher
To a place with golden streets

MY SONG!!!!!. . ."Baby Got Back"

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt. . .
*I have deleted the rest of the words, because I actually read them, and well, they don't exactly promote good ideas, and I am NOT like that!

HUMPTY AND HAMPTON ("Humpty Dumpty")

Humpty and Hampton sat on a wall. Humpty and Hampton fell off the wall. All the king's horses, and all the king's men. Had humpty and hampton for breakfast again!

THIS LITTLE PIGGIE

This Little Piggie had a market. This Little Piggie had a phone. This Little Piggie had a ding-dong. This little piggie wanted one. And THIS little piggie went WEE WEE WEE all the way home.

MY HEART WILL GO ON

Far. Away. Is where I WANT you to stay with the doors closed so I don't see your face.

MY HEART WILL GO ON #2

Everynight in your dreams, you see it, you feel it. That is how you're scared of it. Far across the border, you see a Taco Bell. With their Gorditas!

Near a bar is WHERE you are and I think you will like the martinies. Once more, you pay the bill and you know in your heart that you dont have enough money at all.

I ate it. Last night and it won't let go. Not until you go on.

Near a bar is WHERE you are and I think you will like the martinies. Once more, you pay the bill and you know in your heart that you don't have enough money at all.

It's here! There's nothing I smear and I know you don't have enough money to pay the bill. I'll say there's nothing to pay and I know you'll be happy and happy and hap-ppy.

Here is a song that I didn't make up: UGLY GIRL
Hey Barbie, wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Well forget it!
I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair, I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation
I'm a sad homie girl all alone in the world, I'm as flat as a board, thin and lanky
(guy) Not a doll, your a troll, were you hit by a train? Don't go near cuz your breath is stanky.
Won't get touched, I'm afraid, Cuz guys say I'm an eyesore.
I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl. SadI have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair, I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation
(guy) Your so ugly you disgust me
(girl) Boo hoo hoo yeah
(guy)Your so ugly you disgust me
(girl)Boo hoo boo hoo
Hey Ken, wanna go have some fun?
I'm sorry, but you're too damn ugly!
Screw you, Ken!

THE DARKWING DUCK THEME SONG!!

Daring duck of mystery,
Champion of right,
Swoops out of the shadows,
Darkwing owns the night.
Somewhere some villain schemes,
But his number's up.
(3-2-1) Darkwing Duck (When there's trouble you call DW)
Darkwing Duck (Let's get dangerous)
Darkwing Duck (Darkwing, Darkwing Duck!)
Cloud of smoke and he appears,
Master of surprise.
Who's that cunning mind behind
That shadowy disguise?
Nobody knows for sure,
But bad guys are out of luck.
'Cause here comes (Darkwing Duck)
Look out! (When there's trouble you call DW)
Darkwing Duck (Let's get dangerous)
Darkwing Duck (Better watch out, you bad boys)
Darkwing Duck!

A country song I made up, called "MIDNIGHT"

You wake up at midnight, you go get me a beer. I ask you why, and you pretend you don't hear. Your really Sleepwalking! Sleepstalking! Woo hoo hoo. . .

This Kiss

I don’t want another heartbreak
I don’t need another turn to cry
I don’t want to learn the hard way
Baby, hello, oh, no, goodbye
But you got me like a rocket
Shooting straight across the sky

It’s the way you love me
It’s a feeling like this
It’s centrifugal motion
It’s perpetual bliss
It’s that pivotal moment
It’s impossible
This kiss, this kiss (Unstoppable)
This kiss, this kiss

Cinderella said to Snow White
How does love get so off course
All I wanted was a white knight
With a good heart, soft touch, fast horse
Ride me off into the sunset
Baby, I’m forever yours

It’s the way you love me
It’s a feeling like this
It’s centrifugal motion
It’s perpetual bliss
It’s that pivotal moment
It’s unthinkable

This kiss, this kiss (Unsinkable)
This kiss, this kiss
You can kiss me in the moonlight
On the rooftop under the sky
You can kiss me with the windows open
While the rain comes pouring inside
Kiss me in sweet slow motion
Let’s let every thing slide
You got me floating, you got me flying

It’s the way you love me
It’s a feeling like this
It’s centrifugal motion
It’s perpetual bliss
It’s that pivotal moment
It’s subliminal
This kiss, this kiss (It’s Criminal)
This kiss, this kiss

"Spice Up Your Life"

La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la

When you're feeling sad and low
We will take you where you gotta go
Smiling, dancing, everything is free
All you need is positivity

Colours of the world (Spice up your life!)
Every boy and every girl (Spice up your life!)
People of the world (Spice up your life!)
Aah...

Slam it to the left (if you're having a good time)
Shake it to the right (if you know that you feel fine)
Chicas to the front (huh huh) and go round
Slam it to the left (if you're having a good time)
Shake it to the right (if you know that you feel fine)
Chicas to the front (huh huh)
Hi, see ya, hold tight!

La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la

Yellow men in Timbuktu
Colour for both me and you
Kung-Fu fighting, Dancin' Queen
Tribal spaceman and all that's in between

Colours of the world (Spice up your life!)
Every boy and every girl (Spice up your life!)
People of the world (Spice up your life!)
Aah...

Slam it to the left (if you're having a good time)
Shake it to the right (if you know that you feel fine)
Chicas to the front (huh huh) and go round
Slam it to the left (if you're having a good time)
Shake it to the right (if you know that you feel fine)
Chicas to the front (huh huh)
Hi, see ya, hold tight!

Flamenco, Lambada, but hip-hop is harder
We moonwalk the Foxtrot, then Polka the Salsa
Shake it shake it shake it, haka!
Shake it shake it shake it, haka!
Arriba!

Colours of the world (Spice up your life!)
Every boy and every girl (Spice up your life!)
People of the world (Spice up your life!)
Aah...

Slam it to the left (if you're having a good time)
Shake it to the right (if you know that you feel fine)
Chicas to the front (huh huh) and go round
Slam it to the left (if you're having a good time)
Shake it to the right (if you know that you feel fine)
Chicas to the front (huh huh)
Hi, see ya, hold tight!

Slam it to the left (if you're having a good time)
Shake it to the right (if you know that you feel fine)
Chicas to the front (huh huh) and go round
Slam it to the left (if you're having a good time)
Shake it to the right (if you know that you feel fine)
Chicas to the front (huh huh)
Hi, see ya, hold tight!

Backstreet Boys
Larger Than Life

I may run and hide
When you're screamin' my name, alright
But let me tell you now
There are prices to fame, alright
All of our time spent in flashes of light

CHORUS
All you people can't you see, can't you see
How your love's affecting our reality
Every time we're down
You can make it right
And that makes you larger than life

Looking at the crowd
And I see your body sway, c'mon
Wishin' I could thank you in a different way, c'mon
'Cause all of your time spent keeps us alive

CHORUS

All of your time spent keeps us alive

CHORUS

Yeah, every time we're down
Yeah, you can make it right
Yeah, and that's what makes you larger than life

CHORUS