Prologue:
Hey everyone! What's this story about? It's a mockery of Star Trek, with all these jokes from High School with all my friends. Why "Defeating The Bord"? The BORG are a powerful enemy in the show STAR TREK, and since it IS a mockery, I changed one letter, and it worked because when I started writing this story, I was writing it because I was BORED, Borg, bored, bord. . .it all seemed to work so well!
Okay, now it's time to give a list of the characters:
CHARACTER............................................................................................Based On Actual Person
Captain Fraulien ....................................................................................................................Becky K.
El Gato!.....................................................................................................................................Bryan S.
Angela La La La, Chief Of Killing The Penguins............................................................Angela R.
Jason, Queen of the Bunny Fairies....................................................................................Jason E.
Kim of Zeal..................................................................................................................................Kim G.
Sir Charlesalot....................................................................................................................Charles S.
Ohmigod I Killed Kenny, Chief of Keeping People Alive................................................Kenny C.
Jeff: Ernest Hemmingway of Bull S***....................................................................................Jeff L.
Michelle, Ruler of Metallica...............................................................................................Michelle N.
(with Her Boy Toy James Hetfield).........................................................................James Hetfield
Matrix Melanie......................................................................................................................Melanie B.
Fire! Fire! Fire! Amanda....................................................................................................Amanda M.
Bord King “Shut up Chris, no one cares” Birdboy.............................................................Chris J.
Color in the Homo Rainbow Danny..................................................................................Danny H.
CPM Hater Eric...........................................................................................................................Eric H.
Richard, The Professional Bum......................................................................................Richard D.
Jimmy, Ruler of Wrong Answer Land...............................................................................Jimmy D.
“My Friend Has A Girlfriend And He Hates That B****” Smelly Teresa......................Teresa F.
That One Guy Who’s Gonna Get Killed That No One Knows The Name Of
and his girlfriend Rozy, and her new-fround-friend, Fran Rozy (who is really Brooke)
