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"Pilot"
gstar: Melissa Clayton [ Andrea ]
Matt and Andy mix like oil and water with Joe, who means to collect his share of their late father's garage.
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"Such A Bargain"
gstars: Bryan Cranston [ Russell ], Mike Starr [ Gus ], Chuck Bailey [ Limo Driver ]
Matt goes overboard trying to impress a girl; Joe warns Lou about an art dealer with connections who has convinced her he's interested in her junk sculpture.
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"The Liberty Bell Show"
gstars: Tyler Layton [ Debbie ], Hiram Kaster [ Tour Guide ]
Matt and Joe get into a heated debate over which of them should date Matt's forensics teacher after a field trip, Andy blames himself for the crack in the Liberty Bell.
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"A Midsummer's Nightmare"
gstars: Shiri Appleby [ Fairy #1 ], Shana Smith [ Fairy #2 ], Dustin Voigt [ Oberon ], Justine Johnston [ Mrs. Maguire ]
rcurring : Ira
Joe's merciless teasing destroys Matt's confidence for his role in "A Midsummer Night's Dream" -- as a sprite. Joe could use a confidence-builder himself after agreeing to a nude-modeling gig for Lou's art class.
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"Uptown Girl"
gs: Mathea Webb [ Christy ], Terry Bradshaw [ Unknown ], Victor Raider-Wexler [ Mr. Levenstein ], Ann Marie Lee [ Mrs. Ford ], Joel Jordan [ Johnny Romano ]
rc: Ira
Taking Joe's advice nets Andy a new friend, but leaves Matt uncool at school; and Joe is anything but cool when he shirks his responsibilities for a free-spirited woman of independent means.
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"The Comic Con"
gs: George Takei [ Himself ], Tressa Gobel [ Nancy ], Lisa Hyman [ Helga ], Dana Kaminsky [ Comic Con Patron ], Megan Cavanagh [ Lotus ]
Lies and deceptions multiply "like tribbles" when Lloyd meets a potential sweetheart on the Internet, and Matt tries to hid a blemish in anticipation of a first date.
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"The Driving Lesson"
gs: Keene Curtis [ Mr. Hangarter ]
A merciless driver's-ed teacher may have Matt's future in mind when he passes out grades, but Joe has only revenge in mind when he rallies Matt, Lloyd and Lou in a pay-back prank on the man.
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"Witchcraft"
gs: Tommy Bertelson [ Tin Woodsman ], Derk Cheetwood [ College Kid ], Melanie Hutsell [ Wilma ], Laura Summer [ Julie ], Brent Van Hoffman [ Missing Sock ], John Kassir [ Voice of The Cryptkeeper ]
A fortuneteller gives Joe a Halloween scare, as does Andy's "disappearance"; Claire goes solo to a party; and Matt endures the taunts of college-age trick-or-treaters.
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"Bait and Switch"
gs: Joey Herman [ Bill Fody ], Randy Herman [ Buck Fody ]
A conspiratorial Lloyd locks up Joe and Lou in the storeroom on a day that Lou has arranged a blind date and Joe has promised to aid Matt in a date with destiny -- a fight with a school bully.
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"Outbreak!"
gs: Michael Lowry [ Josh ], Sid Melton [ Messenger ]
Joe makes an executive decision to expand Roman Customizing by signing a new account -- one that Claire had turned down before she and others in the house came down with chicken pox.
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"A Roman Holiday"
Christmas morning promises to be a big disappointment for Andy, who entrusted Lloyd to relay his gift wish to Santa -- but now wonders if his brother really delivered it.
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"Once Around the Block"
gs: David Byrd [ Alfred ], Stephen Lee [ Cop ], Gina Gallego [ Lupe ]
rc: Ira
Matt hopes to shed his boring image by catching the action at a salsa dance club, where his mom and Lou suddenly show up; and so do Joe and Andy, who swing by in a Batmobile-style cruiser.
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"Remember"
gs: Tom Kenny [ Doug ], Nestor Carbonell [ Eduardo ], Adam Consolo [ Lance ]
rc: Ira
Matt wants to play Philadelphia's Lucky Burger clown -- for the money; Joey wants to join the motorcycle-racing circuit and follow in his father's footsteps, which worries Claire.
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"Big Brotherly Love"
gs: Tom Arnold [ Jack ], Jimmy Briscoe [ Jimmy ], Billy West [ Billy ]
The younger Roman brothers consider their Designated Dad Jack a delightful companion, but to Joe he's an interloper in the family.
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"Bride and Prejudice"
gs: Michael Lowry [ John ], J.R. Ross [ Jeff ], Jeremy Linson [ Dave ], Melody Kay [ Robin ]
Lou weighs a heavy decision after accepting an engagement ring from her boyfriend; Matt's sarcastic new friends rib Lloyd.
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"Double Date"
gs: Lisa Rieffel [ Amy ], Peter Krause [ Tom ], Adam Consolo [ Lance ]
Dissatisfied with their respective dates, Joe and Lou introduce the two on a double date -- and wait for nature to take its course.
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