___Brian's Personal Ad

SWM seeks older, church going SWF
Hello! Do you mind if I tell you what type of girl I am looking for? No? Alrighty then. Hello! Must be blonde, blue-eyed and have hairy knees. Clean shaven females are not acceptable. Women under 5'7" are also not acceptable. Hello! Must be willing to let me give you everything I have. When we get married, you cannot sign a pre-nup. Thanks!
Contact Rok, that's me, Brian, @ 1-800-CHOIRBOY