I had never seen it happen. Out of all my days. I heard of it happening once, it was on Rescue 911, on TV way back when I was a wee 'lil lad. "Want one?" Brett asked me, holding out two popsicles attached to each other. Why do they do that? You can't put one back into the freezer after you open the package! Seriously... if someone wanted two popsicles, they would open two packages. Now one was going to waste away in the heat. "Nah." I don't even think I looked up from my homework. The next thing I know is this: I hear a mumbled (this can be mimicked by holding your tongue with your fingers) "Oh Sh$#!". I look up to see Brett standing there, holding his popsicles with one hand, his tongue firmly resting on the popsicle. It's funny how people sound when they don't use their tongue to talk. "Uh cwap." I must be morbid, because all his worry made me intrigued. "You didn't..." And that wonderful reply I was hoping would come sang sweetly into my ear (still with no tongue usage) "It'z thuk!" It reminded me of the French when they speak (For all you people who don't know what the French sound like: "It's stuck"). At this point I had already started laughing. I told him to take his hands off the popsicle. Let's just say he wasn't joking about it. You know how much of his tongue he had on that? His first lick! The first one is always the big one, it's not like the little laps one takes at cold desserts after getting a sample. I'm not sure he could have had any more of his tongue on that thing. I did manage to get a picture of him shoving his head under the sink. Too bad I didn't get a better picture. Well, it won't be the last time his head is in the sink, eh, Brett?
Moral of the Story: (Please go to Zack's screw-ups page before finishing moral of story) Stick the popsicle in the microwave first, setting it for eight minutes. Make sure you leave the room and forget about popsicle.
Or perhaps after you read this, you will know why Waldo wants to be like Brett.
And since I haven't updated this page for a long while, and also because Brett has only one stupid listing under his name (for we all know that he has a lot more), here I am. I was home this weekend, and when I got back I found the room empty. This was expected, considering both Dan and Zack had also gone home. I didn't think much of it, but then, five hours later, Brett was still nowhere to be found. I went to bed and woke up the next day. Well, apparently Brett had come back late in the evening and was gone all day. Fifty people had asked Brian next door where he might be. When I woke up in the morning, I opened AIM and checked people's away messages. I tell you, that's the best part of AIM. Away messages are so entertaining. I checked Brian's away message, and it read (Brian being bash and Brett being BBrown):
BAsh****: you were gone all of yesterday
BAsh****: you dissappeared
Bbrown****: haha
Bbrown****: i was in amanda
Well, I guess that explains it all, doesn't it? Now, what he MEANT to say was I was in Amanda's room, and he hit the enter key instead of the apostrophe. I would like to point out that I do this all the time, as I did the exact same thing when I was typing it onto this page. So if you are out there, Amanda, Brett would like to apologize- he is sincerely sorry. Really. It was an honest mistake. (I mean that in two ways) Even though it was true either way said.
