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Finally Got Batteries!


Hey! I finally found some new batteries for the PenCam! Now my roomies and I are going transcontinental. So far we are tight (as the phrase of the day has it) and haven't started planning each other's demise. We probably get along better than any other room on campus! Here are my three roommates, in numerical order (just think about that one)*.

*Numerical order just plain simply makes no sense, OK? It never was supposed to mean anything. I've been approached by half the people I know, asked about what "numerical order" means. You should hear the crazy things people came up with!

This is Roommate Dan sitting there being normal.

This is Dan being a dork. Any questions?

Our next contestant is roommate number two, he, like Dan, is from the Cincinatti area. He loves to play tennis, listens to Dave Matthews, builds bridges for class, and bursts out singing to lyrics without warning. If only I had a recording of his breathtaking singing. Let's see this hard to beat contestant.


He is definitely a go-getter! Look at that glare! Don't you just want to run up and hug him? I think staring at the computer screen shooting people on Rogue Spear for four hours has gotten to him. Hey, sometimes we all have our antisocial days.


And now, we have our last roommate, a baseball jock striving for the perfect booty. I don't ask, it's just his obsession. Too bad he isn't cool like his fellow roommates, who are Mount Scholars.


I think we have a winner! Women attract to him like bees to honey!



Does Retardation & Roommate Rhyme?


Ahh... we get to best part of this page- the stupid things my roommates (I guess I'm included in here, too) have done in our short time on campus. Oh yes, shear stupidity at its finest right here. Just click on the picture of the person below, and it will bring up a list of completely stupid things we, yes, myself included, have done. The funny thing is that two of them happened on the same day, yesterday. Well, it was yesterday, for me. When you are reading this, it will probably not have been yesterday, unless you arrive at this page today, which is unlikely, but would nevertheless make it yesterday. So, in other words, it wasn't yesterday.


I'm done now.



At least for today.



Which is not today or yesterday for you.


Click one- I dare you!


Zack

Dan

Matt, Myself, and Me

Brett


dumber than what they drink


But let's not forget the basic knowledge of college- drunken people are funny.



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