Sailor Moon - Midlife Crisis at 14
Hair that's blonde,
Sort of a goon,
I am the mother of Sailor Mini-Moon. (Gosh I love that name!)
I know that I sound like your mum,
And my voice makes you sick to your tum. (Nice rhymin' huh?)
But hear me now,
I declare,
I am only 14... I SWEAR!
And also I ask,
Why you complain,
When I'm the only Moon you get... (uhhhhh) FOR SHAME!
So ha ha ha,
In your face,
I'm Sailor Moon,
Fru fra, nru nrace!
-Seafoam
