When God gave out looks,
I thought He said books,
and I didn't want any.

When God gave out noses,
I thought He said roses
and I ordered a big one.

When God gave out legs,
I thought He said kegs,
so I ordered two fat ones.

When God gave out ears,
I thought He said beers,
so I ordered two long ones.

When God gave out chins,
I thought He said gins,
so I said, "Give me a double!"

God, am I a mess!