Only by first focusing success in the center of our beings can we really begin to achieve it.
atropo goldfyre
Fundimental Concepts
Copyright: Steve Bhaerman
1. Be a Fundamentalist - make sure the Fun always comes before
the Mental. Realize that life is a situation comedy that will
never be canceled. A laugh track has been provided, and the
reason why we are put in the material world is to get more
material.
2. Have a good laughsitive twice a day, and that will ensure
regularhilarity. Remember that each of us has been given a
special gift, just for entering so you are already a winner!
3. The most powerful tool on the planet today is Tell-A-Vision.
That is where I tell a vision to you, and you tell a vision to
me. That way, if we don't like the programming we're getting,
we can simply change the channel.
4. Life is like photography. You use the negative to develop.
And, no matter what adversity you face, be reassured: Of course
God loves you. He's just not ready to make a commitment.
5. It is true. As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts,
thought particles tend to get caught between the ears, causing
a condition called truth decay. So be sure to use mental floss
twice a day. And when you're tempted to practice tantrum yoga,
remember what we teach in Swami's Absurdiveness Training class:
"Don't get even, get odd."
6. If we want world peace, we must let go of our attachments
and truly live like nomads. That's where I no mad at you, you
no mad at me. That way, there'll surely be nomadness on the
planet. And peace begins with each of us. A little peace here,
a little peace there, pretty soon all the peaces will fit
together to make one big peace everywhere.
7. I know great earth changes have been predicted for the
future, so if you're looking to avoid earthquakes, my advice is
simple. When you find a fault, just don't dwell on it.
8. There's no need to change the world. All we have to do is
toilet train the world, and we'll never have to change it
again.
9. If you're looking to find the key to the Universe, I have
some bad news and some good news. The bad news is there is no
key to the Universe. The good news is it has been left
unlocked.
10. Finally, everything I have told you is channeled. That way,
if you don't like it, it's not my fault. And remember,
enlightenment is not a bureaucracy. So we don't have to go through channels.
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Brightest of Blessings