Funny Sayings
Hi everybody...here are some sayings that I think are great:
-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
-The people who think they're perfect are so annoying to those of us who truly are
-Act weird and make them wonder...
-I intend to live forever… so far, so good
-The early bird gets the worm. But the second mouse gets the cheese
-There are 3 kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't
-Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege
-If you're not part of the freaks, you're part of the boredom
-Be alert... this world needs more lerts!
-Be nice to other people. They outnumber you six billion to one
-Man is like a slinky - Not really good for much, but you can't help but smiling when you see one fall down the stairs
-I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing!
-The two rules of success: 1. Don’t tell everything you know
-What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over
-We're not lost... we're locationally challenged
-You can push a person everywhere, except through a door that says pull
-I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out
-If you can't convince them, confuse them
-Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
-Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else
-Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid back
-If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you
-I don't kill flies. But I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above a globe. They freak out and yell "Whoa! I'm WAY too high!"
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