Yes. I
would agree that staring into space and wearing Daniel Boon hat is
kinky.
My lost
half?
Looks like you
just found it.
It was nice meeting you.
Hot and Horny
Looking for a discrete sexual relation. I'm married and want more then
my wife can give.
I'm hesitant.
What you want and you being married are quite the dichotomy...yet you
do clearly have MORE to give. Tell you what. Since you're wearing
your wife's shirt, I won't feel like she's being left out.
Missy
Monster
Which one do
I get? Missy or Monster?
Sincerely,
Dr. Jeykle&Hyde
Pull
up my face and have a seat!! Get comfortable and enjoy the lustful,
no-strings pleasure of my talented tongue.
Ok Pinocchio.
It's good to know you had
the strings removed down there. I take it you're making up for
the missing half of you below?
Looking
for my rainbow
I found it!
It's on your face.
I Like Big
Boobies
Thank you for
your honesty. But if I had a choice between you staring at mine
or the one's you're staring at now, I'd prefer mine.
Part-Time
mermaid
looking for mate
For a minute
there I thought you said you wanted TO mate...and I've been trying to
figure out how mermaids do that. Doesn't matter anyways. You're
part time. Right?
Sex
Is Best In Public
Let me put the pieces of
your picture puzzle together. The public can see your !@#$%, but
they aren't allowed to see the rest of your face on the Internet ?
