Favorite Quotes

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return." - Moulin Rouge

"Freedom itself was attacked this morning by a faceless coward, and freedom will be defended."
  - President George W. Bush, September 11, 2001

"I love college!" - Dead Man on Campus

"Life is good here on the Riviera" - My Dad

"Hoo-ah!" - Al Pacino in The Scent of a Woman . Also, adopted by Jake and Chris.

"I am not, going to bury, my son!" - Denzel Washington in John Q

"Well....okay, but.....that's the last straw." - Milton from Office Space

"I should eh....go shange, okay?" - Pépé the Shrimp from Muppets from Space

"mmbeavers 'n' ducks!" - Billy Bob Thornton in Bandits

"The government asks you to please not fire your handguns at the enemy spacecraft.
  You may inadvertently start an interstellar war." - Independence Day

"You read about all these terrorists, most of them came here legally, but they hung around
  on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster;
  you are two days late with a video and these people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster
  in charge of immigration." - Jay Leno

"How do physicists solve differential equations? They guess!" - My Physics 225 Professor, Dr. Kogut.

"When we get to relativity, half of this will be wrong." - Dr. Kogut again as he lectures
  on Newtonian mechanics

"You should get excited when you see these kinds of problems."
  - My Physics 113 Professor, Dr. Cooper as he went over a practice exam for the 113 final.

"Look at this galaxy! It's so wimpy, the stars are so diffuse you could drive a truck through it."
  - My Astro 306 Professor, Dr. Chu. (Don't ask, I have no idea what it means either.)

"I have always been a big fan of percussive maintenance."
  - Brian O'Shea in a Physics 212 class as he used blunt force to attempt to repair something.

You know you're in college when...

• A class or event at 10:00 in the morning is just too early
• When at midnight or 1:00 in the morning, you proclaim that the night is still young
• Quarters are considered a significant amount of money, especially once laundry time comes around
• You are so sick of dorm "food" that you consider McDonald's food as real food
• Almost everything you need to survive for a year is contained within a very small room that also
  contains your roomate(s)
• You wonder why you ever even thought that classes that you took in high school were difficult
• You shudder when someone says the word "final"
• People start to get drunk as early as Thursday night

Top Ten Songs of the Moment

1. Moulin Rouge Soundtrack - Come What May
2. Soul Decision - Faded
3. Everlast - Ends
4. ER - Theme
5. Moulin Rouge Soundtrack - Le Tango De Roxanne
6. Linkin Park - In The End
7. Samantha Mumba - Gotta Tell You
8. Savage Garden - Crash and Burn
9. Leanne Rimes - Can't Fight The Moonlight
10. Linkin Park - Papercut

Top Ten Favorite Moooovies

1. Star Wars Trilogy (The Return of the Jedi is my favorite out of the trilogy)
2. Moulin Rouge
3. Gladiator
4. Star Trek First Contact
5. Jurassic Park
6. The Matrix
7. Rain Man
8. Muppets From Space
9. Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
10. Office Space