There was a little lady of England   who was the terror of Wigan
Watch the roads and paths and you may see her along the way.
Look up and look around, front and back, right side and left.   She may be watching the barges or in her little car.
Some say she can be seen in the skys at night, but I would never suggest how she does that.
I have no desire to be turned into a frog or have warts on my face.
And never never accept an Apple from her or Candy.
So enjoy your visit here and watch out for the cat.

He lays about and loves the back fence

And remember, be nice to the frog as it may be me.

Nights are long and days cold in the land of the Witch of Manchester. The poor lady next door has not been seen for months but screams can be heard late at night. So dont say you have not been warned.

Cats and Frogs!