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R.U. A Girl?

“ Dear Brother, Why don’t you come for me?! Why must you leave me all alone like this?……please come for me dear brother…please…”

“Hello young lady my name is Ryotsu.” Introduced the long blueish-black haired boy to Momoki.

“Hi, Ryotsu. Like the name. My name’s Momoki if ya hadn’t figured it out yet! Heh heh. Thanks for saving our butts back there.” replied Momoki, her hand scratching the back of her head. “ We really were about to be toast.”

“And my name is Tishri, pleased to meet you.” Introduced the redhead, holding his hand out to Kirame.

“Hi. I am Kirame. Pleased to meet you too.” Remarked Kirame as she placed her hand in Tishri’s, ready to shake hands. However, he kissed her hand lightly instead.

“Tishri! What do you think you are doing?! You weirdo!!!” Cried Ryotsu as he started flailing his arms about. “How could you’ve done that! I mean…in front of me..and…and..WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!”

“What? Did you not like that? Kirame?” replied Tishri.

“…uhm,…” replied Kirame slightly as she turned beet red.

“I DID NOT LIKE IT! That was…so…uncalled for!!!” wailed Ryotsu.

“You are acting like a girl again Ryotsu. First you didn’t want to go through the mud traps because you didn’t want to get your boots dirty and now this. I am going to ask you this again, are you really a girl behind that fake virtual appearance?” asked Tishri half annoyed.

“I am NOT a girl! girls are weak, immature, whiney, and giggly!!! I am NOT giggly!!!” retorted Ryotsu.

“GIRLS ARE NOT WEAK!!!!” yelled Momoki as she bonked Ryotsu on the head with her sword.

“AND WE ARE DEFINITELY NOT WHINEY!!!!” yelled Kirame as she whapped Ryotsu on the head with her staff.

“ANND GIRLS ARE DEFINTELY NOT IMMATURE!!!!” yelled both Momoki and Kirame and they hit Ryotsu on the head at the same time.

“…Ryotsu…you are a girl aren’t you?” asked Tishri as he looked down at the battered mound of flesh that used to be his friend.

“I am NOT….a girl….what…do I …have to…do to…prove…it to…you?” murmured Ryotsu, talking slowly because his face was covered in big red bumps.

“hmmm…answer these questions.” Replied Tishri, “ What color goes with yellow?”

“uhm,…..red?”

“where would you find cookies?”

“in the bag”

“Lastly, what do you do after you go to the bathroom?”

“Put the seat down!!”

“Hmm…you scored even lower than a normal guy. At least they knew that cookies are found in a cookie jar. I will have to say that you are a guy for the time being, but you have the personality of a girl.”

“AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! I knew I could prove I was a guy! Mwahahahaha!” boomed Ryotsu, all his injuries gone.

“Excuse me you guys, we need to know where to go to save our settings.” Interrupted Momoki.

“want me to escort you?!!” offered Ryotsu. However, this is what he was thinking-[this will truly prove to Tishri that I am no girl!]

“Sure.” Replied Momoki.

“But the question is, my dear friend, do YOU know where to go?” asked Tishri.

“ahh…” thought Ryotsu, his face contorting so that it looked like he had two small beady eyes and a huge sweatdrop on his head.

“Well, then I shall escort you, as you escort them. For I know you, and I KNOW that you will NEVER make it to the saving server.” Remarked Tishri as he started off in the opposite direction Ryotsu was heading.

“HEY WAIT! YOU SAID YOU WOULD ESCORT ME!!!! I KNOW WHERE I AM GOING! I DON’T NEED TO YOU ESCORT ME! I WAS MERELY TRYING TO TEST YOU BY TURING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION! WAIT UPPPPPPPPPPPPP!” wailed Ryotsu as both girl passed him up and followed Tishri, leaving him in their dust.

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