Ladies and gentlemen, this is Hatcher’s #22
One, two, three, four, five
Hatcher’s on third, so c’mon, let’s watch
Let’s ride to the sports bar around the corner,
Hatcher’s still staying on third base
But he really don’t wanna
Taking a lead like he did last week,
Now he’s taking off,
Because talk is cheap
He stole second, third, and now it’s home
And as I continue, you know they’re getting sweeter
So what can I do I really beg you and my Lord,
To Bill baserunning is just like sport, anything fly,
It’s all good, let him steal it
Please set in the trumpet
A little bit of Guzman on the mound,
A little bit of Borders behind the plate,
A little bit of Bruno up to bat,
A little bit of Hobson in the dugout,
A little bit of Gruber playing third,
A little bit of Burleson coaching third,
A little bit of Olerud down at first,
A little bit of Billy makes him safe at home,
Hatcher’s #22
He jumps up and down and moves it down the line,
Nods his head to the sign,
He’s gotta make it on time,
Takes one step to home,
And then takes one more,
Pumps his arms and keeps his head down,
Puts his hands out and slides in home,
And if he’s safe at the plate,
Then he’s doing it right
A little bit of Guzman on the mound,
A little bit of Borders behind the plate,
A little bit of Bruno up to bat,
A little bit of Hobson in the dugout,
A little bit of Gruber playing third,
A little bit of Burleson coaching third,
A little bit of Olerud down at first,
A little bit of Billy makes him safe at home,
The ump,
The safe sign,
Hatcher’s #22
A little bit of Guzman on the mound,
A little bit of Borders behind the plate,
A little bit of Bruno up to bat,
A little bit of Hobson in the dugout,
A little bit of Gruber playing third,
A little bit of Burleson coaching third,
A little bit of Olerud down at first,
A little bit of Billy makes him safe at home,
He does all,
To carry out his dream and slide on home,
He can run and he can slide,
Him and his team gonna touch the sky
A little bit of Guzman on the mound,
A little bit of Borders behind the plate,
A little bit of Bruno up to bat,
A little bit of Hobson in the dugout,
A little bit of Gruber playing third,
A little bit of Burleson coaching third,
A little bit of Olerud down at first,
A little bit of Billy makes him safe at home
Because I Stole Home
Oh, Billy!
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