Pharaoh & Ensemble:
Well I was wandering along by the banks of the river
When seven fat cows came up out of the Nile, uh-huh
And right behind these fine healthy animals came
Seven other cows, that were skinny and vile, uh-huh
Well the thin cows ate the fat cows which I
Thought would do them good, uh-huh
But it didn't make them fatter like such
A monster supper should
Well the thin cows were as thin
As they had ever, ever, ever been
Well this dream has got me baffled
Hey, Joseph, what does it mean?
Well you know that kings ain't stupid
But I don't have a clue
So don't be cruel now Joseph
Help me now, I beg of you
Well I was standing doing nothing in a field out of town
When I saw seven beautiful ears of corn, uh-huh, oh yeah
They were ripe, they were golden but
You've guessed it,
Right behind them came seven other ears
That were tattered and torn, uh-huh
Well the bad corn ate the good corn
They came up from behind yes they did
Now Joseph here's the punch line
It's really gonna blow your mind,
You'll flip you lid, kid
Well the bad corn was
As bad as it had ever, ever ever been
Well this dream has got me all shook up
So treat me nice and tell me what it means
Hey, hey, hey Joseph
Won't you tell poor old Pharaoh right now
What does this crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy dream mean? Oh, yeah
Joseph's Elvis Impression:
seven fat cows and seven fat ..bap sho wadywa.. ripe and golden ... uh huh huh...
Joseph:
Erm well Mr Pharoah,
I'm afraid I didn't understand all the words, and
I was wondering if you could possiblly sing it again
Pharoah:
Well ok kid, but just one more time
Well I was,
Standing doing nothing in a field out of town
When I saw seven beautiful ears of corn, uh-huh, oh yeah
They were ripe, they were golden but
You've guessed it,
Right behind them came seven other ears
That were tattered and torn, uh-huh
Well the bad corn ate the good corn
They came up from behind yes they did
Now Joseph here's the punch line
It's really gonna blow your mind,
You'll flip you lid, kid
Well the bad corn was
As bad as it had ever, ever ever been
Well this dream has got me all shook up
So treat me nice and tell me what it means
Hey, hey, hey Joseph
Won't you tell poor old Pharaoh right now
What does this crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy dream mean?
Oh, yeah
Cheerleader: Screams.... oh, ahhhhh!
Pharoah: Well Joseph man
Joseph: Er, well, your dream means
All: Yes!
Joseph: Mmm, nah it doesn't...
Seven fat cows
seven skinny cows
seven ears of corn
seven hmmm...
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