"That's alright, that's okay, YOU gonna pump OUR gas someday!"
- Toros Cheerleaders, Bring It On

"I'm sexy, I'm cute, I'm popular to boot. I'm bitchin', great hair! The boys all love to stare! I'm wanted, I'm hot, I'm everything you're not! I'm pretty, I'm cool, I dominate this school! Who am I? Just guess! Guys wanna touch my chest! I'm rockin', I smile, but many think I'm vile! I fly, I jump! You can look but don't you hump! I'm major, I roar, I swear I'm not a whore! We cheer! We lead! We act like we're on speed! Hate us 'cause we're beautiful, well, we don't like you either!!! We're cheerleaders, we are cheerleaders!"
- Toros Cheerleaders, Bring It On

"Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded."
- Sparky, Bring It On

Elle: You're breaking up with me beacause I'm too...blonde?!
Warner: No, that's not entirely true..."
Elle: "Then what?! My boobs are too big?!
Warner: No, no. Your boobs are fine...
-Legally Blonde

"You're a great cheerleader, Aaron, it's just that maybe you aren't boyfriend material."
- Torrance, Bring It On

Melanie: Why would you wanna marry me anyway?
Jake: So I can kiss ya any time I want.
-Sweet Home Alabama

Ron: Shimey up the cable.
Kim: No you shimey up the cable!
Ron: Have you ever seen me shimey? It isn't pretty.
-Kim Possible

Artemis: How fast can we get to Russia?
Butler: It depends.
Artemis: Depends on what?
Butler: On how we go: legal or illegal.
-Artemis Fowl: The Artic Incident

Butler: You need anything special?
Artemis: Grab some caviar from the kitchen. You wouldn't believe the muck they feed us at Bartleby's for ten thousand a semester."
- Artemis Fowl: The Artic Incident

"We could killed. Or worse, expelled."
-Hermione, Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone

"Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't kill their husbands. They just don't. "
-Elle, Legally Blonde

Ephram: You gotta stop doing that.
Amy: Doing what?
Ephram: Saying things that make me wanna kiss you.
-Everwood

Dr.(Andy) Brown: Are you dilated yet?
Rev. Tom: I'm not sure, but everything has a rainbow halo around it. You look like Jesus.
Dr. Brown: I get that a lot.
-Everwood

"You're in the hospital and you can still think about sex?"
-Chandler, 7th Heaven

"We got mail together, went back to her place, we may have shared a beverage or two, at which point I obviously thought it was time to ask her for her hand in marriage."
-Ephram, Everwood

"If I was a male, one of your precious sprites, we wouldn't even be having this conversation."
-Holly, Artemis Fowl

Jordan: We played them like-
Jordan + Tyreke: SEGA!
-Sister, Sister

"WHO TURNED OFF THE GRAVITY?!"
-That's So Raven, Raven

"You know the sacrifice that is for me to live without eating pizza? I dream about pizza."
-Avril Lavinge

Lizzie: GORDO!
Gordo: Primative inscinct?
Lizzie: GORDO!
Gordo: It was Ethan's idea!!
-Lizzie McGuire

"I had someone in mind but turns out, Brad Pitt's married."
-Miranda,Lizzie McGuire

Lizzie: Maybe you're like Peter Pan, doomed to be a boy forver.
Miranda: Oooh! Clap if you believe! Uh, Tinkerbell, hello? -Lizzie McGuire