Triple H :
” Oh boy… here we go, what do you want Austin. Cant you see we got a show starting like…..”
He looks to his watch.
Triple H :
”Now”
Stone Cold :
” Too bad, your not making it. What you will do is tell me what Eric meant by saying what eh did about me. You know I have been busy with off screen stuff, but I always am here of shows. Even if I am not on camera.”
Triple H :
” Why didn’t you ask Eric?. I am sure you passed him as he was leaving?”
Stone Cold : ” Because I wanted to ask you. Now explain”
Hunter sighs tossing papers down on his desk then coming around to face Stone Cold.
Triple H :
”Austin…. I don’t know. Eric just want to take off the deadweight around here. The budget needs toning down and well.. you and Ric. And a lot of others are not earning your pay. “
Stone Cold : ” Not earning our pay?. You ant another pretty little bandage to wear with the one you got already?. What happened, Alyssa hit you with her shoe again?”
Triple H : ” No, and that was Randy she hit, not me. She knows better then to try that on me”
Austin smiles as he gets closer.
Stone Cold :
” You know what Hunter, you and Eric sit in your little offices, you have Trinity doing your dirty work, you sit back and make rules and rake in the money, off our work…………… you think you can get rid of old Stone Cold just like that?. Nu huh, isn’t happening. I will prove to you how big of a mistake that was for Eric to walk his damned ass to the ring and mouth off about me. I ain’t going anywhere. Ric either. No one puts us out. “
Triple H :
” I hope that’s a threat Austin, I hope your that stupid.”
Stone Cold :
” Your damn right its threat Hunter.”
Triple H :
”Huge mistake Steve.
Stone Cold :
” The mistake was made when you and Eric decided to run your mouths about people you never should have mentioned., We made this company, Ric and I and one way or the other, you will realize that. “
Austin backs away and heads toward the door, Opening it up and pushing it back so hard and bounces off the inside wall and back again. Hunter staring after him.
Commercial Break
Backstage after the break Foxy and Jeremy are shown standing together outside of their locker room holding hands and exchanging what would seem eternal smiles.
Jeremy Wilson: “You ready to head out to your match love?”
Foxy: “Yeah about my match Jeremy………”
Foxy turns away, not sure how to put into words what is on her mind not wanting to hurt Jeremy’s feelings.
Jeremy Wilson: “What? You can tell me anything… what about your match? You’re going to become the new US Champion, despite you’re not dating Randy Orton. If that punk decides to get involved like he has the past couple of title changes then I’ll be there to cut him off at the pass.”
Foxy: “I don’t want you down at ringside with me… at least not with this match. I want to win this US Title on my own. It’s nothing against you Jeremy, just…”
Jeremy flashes a smile, placing his index and middle fingers over Foxy’s luscious and oh-so kissable lips.
Foxy:
Jeremy:
Both Jeremy and Foxy share a bit of laughter.
Jeremy:
Foxy:
Jeremy:
Foxy:
Foxy giggles.
Jeremy:
Foxy grabs Jeremy’s face in her hands and kisses him long and passionately. Foxy pushes away and smiles, biting her lower lip. Foxy turns and marches off, picking up her bag-o-tricks on the way.
Jeremy:
Jeremy walks back inside of his and Foxy’s locker room as the C-Tron cuts off.
“Down with the Sickness” by Disturbed erupts loudly as Foxy’s entrance video plays all throughout the F.S. Kirov Stadion. The fans erupt with loud cheers, it’s that or cheer the obnoxious bitch Trinity Douglas, so who would you choose?
Jim Ross: “Foxy with her chance to become the United States Champion here tonight against Trinity Douglas!”
King: “You have that right and I don’t think she can get it done! Trinity has been on a good roll as of late and she is getting bigger and better as the weeks progress turning into months!”
Lillian Garcia: “The following is for the United States Championship of the Criminal Minds Federation. Now making her way to the ring at this time, she is the challenger… The Hardcore Icon, The Queen of Hardcore… Foxy!!!”
The fans erupt loudly for the beautiful blonde, Foxy as she steps out from behind the black curtain with her bag-o-tricks in one of her hands and her other hand thrown up by her arm with a big smile on her face as she walks on down to the ring at this time.
Jim Ross:
“These fans really love Foxy, King! She puts life and limb on the line each night competes! Jeremy doesn’t deserve a catch like Foxy, but Foxy is a big girl she can make her own decisions.”King:
“Yeah she can and she lucked out with a catch like Jeremy Wilson! If you ask me he’s going to be the new world heavyweight champion after tonight, he’s been screwed over by Randy Orton one too many times!””Anxiety” by the Black Eyed Pease and Papa Roach erupts loudly across the F.S. Kirov Stadion as the fans start a “Slut” chant all throughout, however you might say “Slut” in Russia, I don’t know… so don’t ask. Trinity Douglas’ entrance video erupts for all the fans to see and grow louder with their boos.
Lillian Garcia:
“And her opponent, she is the current United States Champion of the Criminal Minds Federation… Trinity Douglas!!!”Jim Ross:
“Here is a woman, in my mind, who has been the luckiest diva in the entire Criminal Minds Federation! She is extremely undeserving of that US Title and she screwed Faith McAdams to win the title in the first place! She is incredibly talented, but her attitude and how she goes about winning matches… it just isn’t right!”King:
“I resent that on behalf of Trinity Douglas’ fan club! Trinity Douglas is by far the greatest United States Champion the CMF has ever had and she will do bigger and better things then Faith McAdams ever could with that championship!”Trinity Douglas steps out slowly from behind the black curtain, making a huge, large, big dramatic entrance with the United States Championship around her waist, a specially made one just for her. Trinity has her arms held out, her eyes closed, and her chin tilted up… as if she is looking down on all of the fans around the arena, even the ones in the nosebleed seats. Trinity Douglas lowers her head once at the top of the ramp and her arms as well, leaning off to the side, smirking in disbelief the fans in St. Petersburg are just as bad as the ones back in America.
Jim Ross:
“Look at Trinity, look at how cocky she is…”King:
“Quiet down you old man, and pay your respects! That’s the greatest United States Champion of all time! … Aside Jeremy Wilson’s reign, but she’s the best female title holder!”Jim Ross:
“By no stretch would I ever consider her the greatest US Title holder… she lucks out every match she has, her luck can’t continue forever!”Trinity finally manages to step inside of the ring, but not to wrestle. Trinity Douglas takes Lillian Garcia’s microphone.
Trinity Douglas:
“I have an important announcement so quiet down you disrespect little people!” *the fans refuse to quiet down* “Uhg… quiet down!!! I’m Trinity Douglas, I’m your US Champion and personal assistant to The Game Triple H!” *the boos only get louder* “I have something to tell you about this match…”Before Trinity can say another word Foxy slides into the ring and gores her down to the mat with a spear, clubbing her with right hands one after the other.
King:
“How dare Foxy! That’s the US Champion and she had something big to say about this match! She’ll pay for that I can tell you right now, JR!”Jim Ross:
“Foxy getting right into the match, putting everything she has behind those right hands!”Referee Buzz Leer calls for the bell to start the match; Ding, Ding, Ding!
Jim Ross:
“And the match is now officially underway!”Foxy gets up and plays to the crowd, getting one heck of a reaction from the fans. Foxy turns around and peels Trinity Douglas up off the mat and tosses her to the corner. Foxy follows up and splashes right into Trinity’s back with her entire body. Foxy steps back as Trinity slowly staggers out from the corner. Foxy catches her and delivers a back suplex and bridges up her back with the cover; 1…………… 2……… Trinity Douglas kicks out after the count of two has been made.
Jim Ross:
“Foxy with a near fall over the champion! Foxy showing she is in clear control of the match!”King:
“That’s because she got a cheap advantage, getting Trinity while she was trying to grace us all with her beautiful words! That’s Triple H’s assistant!”Jim Ross:
“Yeah and I don’t think that matters much to Foxy!”Foxy rolls Trinity to her feet and throws her off the ropes. Trinity returns only to be taken down by a hard clothesline by the challenger. Foxy stares down at a fallen Trinity Douglas, smiling with delight. Foxy jumps up and comes crashing down across the throat of Trinity Douglas. Foxy does a handstand and then brings her knee down hard across the throat of Trinity Douglas once again. Foxy mounts over Trinity Douglas and begins to pound and pound away several times with severe and harsh right hands.
King:
“This isn’t right JR! Trinity Douglas is the current United States Champion and she doesn’t deserve to be treated this way! This is a wrestling business not a bar for brawling in!”Jim Ross:
“I don’t think Foxy cares very much, she wants that United States Championship and if you ask me she is might very well walkout with the championship!”Foxy tears Trinity off the mat by her throat and shoves her back into the corner, her back slamming, lashing against the turnbuckles. Foxy goes running and puts her boot right into Trinity’s stomach. Trinity lets out a scream, nearly crying from the impact of Foxy’s heel of her boot going right into her stomach. Foxy backs up and smiles as Trinity Douglas drops to her hands and knees, one of her hands holding her stomach.
King:
“Referee do something! Foxy can’t be this cruel in a match! Disqualify her Buzz!!!”Jim Ross:
“That was some kick to Trinity, she’s still down from it and trying to pull herself together.”Foxy lifts up Trinity and looks her right in her eyes and then pulls back her right hand and slugs Trinity Douglas down to the mat. Buzz Leer pushes his beer belly in between the two divas, the fallen and the standing… Buzz Leer begins to yell at Foxy and tells her not to use any closed fists, the next one will get her disqualified.
King:
“Thank God! At least I know he’s half competent!”Foxy backs away laughing as Trinity Douglas slowly pulls herself to her feet. Trinity Douglas staggers back and falls back off her feet and right into the arms of Foxy. Foxy hooks Trinity Douglas up and delivers the “Foxy Twist” and makes the cover; 1…………… 2…………… 3……………
Jim Ross:
“Oh my God, Foxy has done it!”King:
“No! Damn it Leer you’re counting is too fast!”Trinity Douglas sits up, shocked as Foxy is awarded the United States Championship. Trinity Douglas demands a microphone, extremely upset. Trinity Douglas takes the microphone and smashes it right in the back of Foxy’s head, sending her face first into the United States Championship of the Criminal Minds Federation. Trinity Douglas stands over Foxy, placing her boot on Foxy’s chest, smiling a cocky smile.
Trinity Douglas:
“Now before I was so rudely interrupted! I came out here to tell everybody about this match.” *a ‘Slut’ chant begins throughout* “Oh shut up, you know you love me!” *the fans continue to boo as Trinity just nods* “Now like I was saying before I was so rudely assaulted, cut off by Foxy… this match has been changed and Triple H himself can back this up…”Jim Ross:
“Oh God… just take the loss Trinity!”King:
“Why? She shouldn’t have lost, Foxy screwed her out of the title and you know it!”Trinity Douglas:
Jim Ross:
“You still lost sweetheart, just leave and get your rematch at Backlash!”King:
“She’s obviously not done yet!”Trinity Douglas:
“Also… this match was made, by the order of Triple H himself… a two out of three falls match! Which means Foxy only pinned me one of the two times she needed to… to become the champion. So Buzz, restart the damn match and watch me retain my title!”Jim Ross:
“Oh this isn’t right! This just isn’t right! Foxy is still unconscious from that shot to the back of the head with the bottom of the microphone! Trinity will stoop to any level to retain that US Title!”King:
“She tried to tell us in the beginning but Foxy was too eager to start the match and get the advantage! Foxy can only blame herself, JR!”Jim Ross:
“If you ask me she just made it all up… just to keep her championship! A champion grasping at straws and whatever else she can… its pathetic King. It really is just plain pathetic!”Trinity Douglas tosses the microphone down and lifts up Foxy, who can barely stand on her own two feet. Trinity Douglas sets up Foxy and delivers the “Crystal Ice”, sitting up with a cocky smile on her face. Trinity Douglas lays back over Foxy and holds out her arms; 1…………… 2…………… 3…………… Trinity Douglas tells the referee to keep counting for her second fall; 1…………… 2……… Foxy kicks out right after the count of two as Trinity Douglas sits up, shocked as can be.
Jim Ross:
“Well Foxy won’t give the match up that easily! The score is one to one and next fall will win the US Title! Will Foxy have what it takes to overcome the power hungry Trinity Douglas?”King:
“Ha! Like that will happen! Trinity outsmarted Foxy, she knew Foxy was going to strike her down once she stepped into that ring, not giving her time to say anything… she was playing the role o the smart diva and it paid off! Foxy is out cold, her kicking out the second time was just pure luck! That’s all!”Trinity Douglas rolls over onto her knees and leans over Foxy, proceeding to blatantly choke her, seeing as how the match is now hardcore rules and Referee Buzz Leer can’t do a thing to stop it. Trinity Douglas chokes Foxy for dear life as the fans boo her as loud as they possibly can muster. The fans now begin trying to build behind Foxy with cheers and “Foxy” chants.
Jim Ross:
“Trinity Douglas taking full advantage of the alleged hardcore stipulation placed on the match!”King:
“Not alleged, put on the match by Triple H himself!”Trinity Douglas gets to her feet and walks around the ring with a cocky smile on her face as she parades around the ring. The fans still try to get behind Foxy and get her up off the mat, lying on her back coughing from being choked by Trinity Douglas. Trinity eyes over at the bag-o-tricks and smiles a sly and evil smile. Trinity Douglas walks over and begins to dig through the bag, lifting it up so she doesn’t have to lean or kneel down for too long. Trinity smiles as she drops the bag, revealing a stun gun she found in the bag-o-tricks.
King: “Ha-ha! I knew that it would comeback to haunt Foxy eventually! And now it has!” “A whole new meaning to the word Stunner!”
Trinity turns and slowly walks up to Foxy who is on her stomach in the middle of the ring. Trinity leans over and puts the stun gun right into the back of Foxy, the Hardcore Queen. Foxy twitches and has convulsions all around the middle of the ring as Trinity Douglas refuses to let up. Trinity eventually tears the stun gun off of Foxy’s flesh, staring down at the burn mark, the bloody burn mark.
Jim Ross:
King:
Trinity Douglas tosses down the stun gun and lifts up Foxy’s bag-o-tricks into her arms once again. Trinity drops the bag as she hold sup Foxy’s prized golden crowbar and smiles an evil smile. Foxy reaches out her arm and grabs the stun gun, her arm shaking rapidly. Trinity holds up the crowbar, ready to bring it down across Foxy’s back. Foxy leaps up on her knees and puts the stun gun right into her stomach. Trinity falls back, her body shaking rapidly.
King:
Jim Ross:
Foxy pulls herself to her feet and stands there with a sick smile, leaning off to one-side. Foxy holds up the stun gun and sparks it once or twice. Foxy tosses it back down by her bag-o-tricks and kneels down, grasping the golden crowbar into her grip… holding onto it for dear life. Foxy gets up and holds the crowbar down by her side and makes a run at Trinity in the corner, still sitting there shaking rapidly. Foxy swings the crowbar and goes to smash Trinity right in the face with it, but Trinity ducks out of the way and comes back behind Foxy, still shaking, rolling her up with a schoolgirl and throwing her feet up on the middle rope, which is legal in a hardcore rules match. Trinity Douglas hooks a handful of Foxy’s tights; 1…………… 2…………… 3…………… Trinity jumps up and grabs her United States Championship from the place where Foxy landed on it and holds it up, celebrating in the middle of the ring like she just won Olympic Gold Medals.
Jim Ross:
King:
Jim Ross:
”Anxiety” by the Black Eyed Peas and Papa Roach erupts loudly as Trinity Douglas stands there celebrating in the middle of the ring. Trinity Douglas ducks out of the ring to a very upset Foxy lunging up and aiming to take Trinity Douglas’ head right off her body. Foxy leans over the top rope, irate that Trinity Douglas stole a victory over her. Trinity Douglas smiles as she taps her temple with a huge open mouth grin, holding her title up.
Jim Ross:
King:
Jim Ross:
Commercial Break
The arena grows very silent as they are all mostly wondering why the lights which once gave them the power to see have now faded out to darkness. The CMF Tron lights up the arena with dead static. The noise of the static is loud and then it seems to fade away little by little. Finally there is a voice heard. A voice that is very familiar but yet somehow unreconisable.
"And so this is what has become of the CMF... As I thought, my sudden departure has dug its claws into the guts of this very federation and began slowly but surely digging its insides out. There is nothing to fear. I am coming back and I am coming back soon. Soon... your savior will have risen from the ashes and he will praise those who follow him and bring a life of endless, merciful, pain and suffering so slow that it will last for eternity. Soon..."
The voice fades away and soon after the static on the screen ends. The lights come back on and the camera pans around a much confused crowd.
Jim Ross:
King:
The show cuts to a commercial...
Commercial Break
After commercial, Hunter is shown standing in the back watching a small monitor as Rampage continues to play on. To his right he hears a noise, followed by his loud sighing as someone steps into camera range.
Triple H:” >:
” Great. What is it Alyssa?”
Alyssa:
"What.. I cannot say a warm hello to you? "
Hunter smiles sarcastically.
Triple H:”
" Hello then".
Alyssa:
"It looks like you got some stupid.. thing... fetching your orders, right? You know who I am talking about."
Triple H:”
" If you mean Trinity Then yes, she works for me but she is far from stupid. I am not in the habit of hiring half wits, that’s Eric's department".
Alyssa:
"No... Trinity is a few sandwiches short of a whole picnic..... from where this is going, she is going to bring you down.. and I know you hate to have your reputation crashed down in the dirt.”
Hunter sighs, and then a twinkle comes into his eyes as he answers.
Triple H:
" Yeah, I married you right?"
Alyssa:
"At least I knew how to get the job done right."
She shoots him back the same look.
Triple H:
" That’s debatable Alyssa seeing as your nothing now".
Alyssa:
"I always come back twice worse. I needed time to think... and I know just the very thing."
Hunter moves away from the monitor as he looks back over at her.
Triple H:
" SO, what is it?. I got a show to run you know".
She smiles a sly smile at him as she moves to stand in front of him, her hands beginning to run up his stomach, then chest.
Alyssa:
"You think I am going to tell you? I am full of secrets."
He smiles at her, removing her hands.
Triple H:
" Oh secrets and a lot more then that.... if you know what I mean. Family show and all, I can't say".
Alyssa:
"You have made a lot of mistakes since we broke up, and I will admit I have too. But me, I am doing something about it. You... you hire the dumbest kid around to take out your orders, which... by the way, nobody is listening to. Jesus Hunter do you not use your brain? You need someone with more ambition and for one, has authority written all over them."
Triple H:
" I Like her Alyssa, she is doing a great
job so far and she is handling things fine. You seen the look on Randy's face
last week when Trinity came out by my side. Now, I still run things here, I say
she is doing great"
Hunter smiles.
Triple H:
" Maybe, maybe not".
Alyssa:
"He has... did you not hear him? She does not control anything here as far as everyone is concerned.... it will just be as it always have been. You and Eric run the show, nobody else."
Hunter stares at her.
Triple H:
" Trinity has had her job for one week; you can’t base anything off a week. Now what is it you want?".
Alyssa:
"One week can say a lot dear."
Triple H:
” She stays Alyssa, now what is it you want?".
Alyssa:
"I want nothing. Just to tell you the facts... nobody is listening to her. And I will tell you right now.. nobody listens to a pathetic kid. Nobody listened to your dear Alicia Bytch."
Triple H:”
" Get out. Right now. Before I call Jeremy up here and have you tossed out."
Alyssa:
"Just you do that.... he could not keep his hands off me."
Triple H:
" Leave Alyssa, I have a show to run".
Alyssa:
"Think about what I said honey.... the show is at stake."
Hunter never changes expression as he point to the door.
Triple H:
” Good bye Alyssa".
Hunter never changes expression as he point to the door. She smiles, blowing a tender kiss at him.
Alyssa:
"See you later."
She then walks out with a devilish smile on her face. As the show goes back ringside.
Commercial Break
The arena crowd is on their feet as they anxiously await the next match to begin. The loud cheers and shouts from the fans echo throughout the enormous jam-packed arena, they are the sounds of those who have been here before, those who are here for the first time, and those who may never come back. All of a sudden the lights go out much like they did the week before. The CMF Tron lights up with static. The static is loud and very disturbing. The sound finally begins to fade out and the same voice who spoke before prepares to speak again.
"And so here we still are no younger, only older. I see everyone from the fan to the superstar acting as if they know what life is all about when they really have no clue only some random thought of a perfect life that they will have. Nothing is perfect, nothing is real. Only pain and suffering is real! Only death and destruction is real! Do you want real?! Do you?! Oh it is very real, very real indeed and soon I am going to show everyone once again what the real is all about. I have went through so many changes since before and now I know what life is all about. We live to die! We live so we can die! I am here to collect souls and feed on the fears and blood of my own vengeance that I will bring down on those who have defied me or have never had any respect for me. I will show everyone just how dangerous I can be!!! Soon, very soon... Soon the beginning will have an end but who is first? Who is lucky number 1? He or she will be finding out very soon and when they do I will show no mercy, no mercy at all. And when you fall from the skies…………… You shall be………… destroyed……….. Ha ha ha ha ha."
The haunting voice disappears and the static goes away. The lights come back on as the camera cuts to the announce table where King and Ross are both speechless and both very nervous. Jim reaches for a cup of water sitting at the table and he takes a drink as the show goes to a promotional video.
Commercial Break
Lillian Garcia:
“The following is a Woman’s World Championship match scheduled for one-fall and it is a triple threat match! On her way to the ring at this time, Faith McAdams!!!”Faith’s music erupts loudly as her entrance video plays throughout the F.S. Kirov Stadion as the fans all cheer as loud as they possibly can for this young diva. Faith McAdams storms out from behind the black curtain and dashes on down to the ring, unable to wait much longer to get her hands on Stephanie McMahon.
Lillian Garcia:
“And her opponent, now making her way to the ring at this time, she is the Queen of the Ring, The Queen of Xtreme… The One… The Only… And the returning… Lita!!!”
”Going Under” by Evanescence erupts loudly across the F.S. Kirov Stadion as Amy “Lita” Dumas steps out from behind the black curtain to an enormous ovation from the Russian CMF fan base. Lita holds up her arms and gives the sign of the Xtreme as she throws her head forward and then back. Lita proceeds on down to the ring at this time to a huge ovation from the fans.
Jim Ross:
King:
Lillian Garcia:
”My Time” erupts loudly across the F.S. Kirov Stadion as the fans erupt loudly with a “Slut” chant. Stephanie appears out from behind the black curtain with a disgusted look on her face as she turns to her left and looks at the fans on that side, her woman’s title draped over her right shoulder.
Jim Ross:
King:
Jim Ross:
Referee Tae’ya Connors calls for the bell after checking all three divas for anything foreign or illegal. Fez from That 70’s Show pops out from under the ring and gets into the ring and points at Tae’ya Connors with a microphone.
Fez: “I said good day!”
Fez storms out of the ring and up the ramp as all three participants and the referee stare around at one another. Tae’ya Connors calls for the bell to start the match; Ding, Ding, Ding!
Jim Ross:
King:
Jim Ross:
Faith and Lita turn to one another and smile as they then turn facing Stephanie McMahon, slowly closing in on the busty blonde. Faith and Lita come in and begin throwing right hands right at Stephanie McMahon, simultaneously. Faith and Lita grabs Stephanie by her arms and throw her across the ring. Stephanie McMahon comes back and gets taken down to the mat with a double flapjack. Lita and Faith get up and begin to play to the crowd. Both divas turn around and proceed to stomp away on Stephanie McMahon in the middle of the ring. Lita and Faith throw back their right arms and bring them back, smacking one another’s palms, clinging on tightly, and coming down on Stephanie McMahon with a double elbow drop right to the back.
King:
Jim Ross:
King:
Faith McAdams lifts up Stephanie McMahon to her feet and proceeds to throw right hand after right hand until finally Stephanie McMahon falls flat on her back and rolls over on her side holding her face in pain. Lita walks over and puts some boots to Stephanie McMahon’s side and lower back, working her over really good and making sure she realizes you don’ cross the former woman’s champion, you don’t screw her out of the woman’s title. Lita lifts up Stephanie and shoves forearm after forearm into the side of her face. Lita goes to throw Stephanie off the ropes, but Stephanie reverses and pulls Lita right into a jawbreaker. Lita rolls out of the ring and lands on a single knee, her arm draped on the side of the ring. Stephanie pulls herself back to her feet as Faith comes and grabs handfuls of her hair and whips her back hard on her back. Faith rolls Stephanie to her feet and then takes her right back down with a standing dropkick. Faith gets up and plays to the crowd for sometime. Faith eventually rolls Stephanie McMahon back to her feet. Stephanie pokes Faith right in her eyes with the symbol of peace and knees her right to the stomach. Stephanie flips Faith over on her back with a monkey flip.
King:
Jim Ross:
King:
Stephanie McMahon backs into the corner opposite Faith McAdams, leaning there, eyeing Faith McAdams; and even Lita who still is out of it on the outside of the ring… well buying herself some time, waiting for the right moment to get back into the match. Faith McAdams sits up and stares at the turnbuckle and then the fans in the first row and hold up a long banner that reads “We Love Faith!” and another a few fans down in the front row who cheer, and then a final banner by a pretty fair, decent looking guy that reads “Marry Me Faith”. Faith McAdams smiles as Stephanie McMahon runs out from the corner and dropkicks Faith right in the upper back to a loud chorus of boos. Stephanie gets up and plays to the crowd in a cocky and quite conceited way. Stephanie leans over, patting her behind with her hand, puckering her lips with a cocky look in her eye as she looks back at Faith out of the corner of her eye. Lita slides in on the side Stephanie isn’t looking out of and comes up behind her and smacks her in the bat and takes her down with a back drop into a sit-out side power bomb.
Jim Ross:
King:
Jim Ross:
King:
Jim Ross:
Lita pulls herself over Stephanie hooking the far leg; 1…………… 2…………… Faith McAdams throws herself over Lita and breaks up the cover right after the count of two. Lita gets up and looks down at Faith McAdams, her reaction to break up the cover and not lose the match. Lita smiles as she nods her head, as if to say “you want to play it like that” Lita lifts up Faith and throws her to the corner and follows up throwing her shoulder right into Faith’s stomach. Faith McAdams moans as Lita steps back and watches Faith hold her stomach, staggering out from the corner. Faith McAdams walks right into a clothesline by Lita, who just smiles down mouthing for her to stay out of her way.?
Jim Ross:
Lita turns her back on Faith McAdams and back towards Stephanie McMahon, who still lies flat on her back, trying to roll on her stomach and pull herself towards the ropes. Lita lifts up Stephanie McMahon and pushes her hard into the corner, her throat catching the top turnbuckle. Lita pulls her back with a waist lock and lifts her up a little bit and runs her back into the corner, sternum first into the top turnbuckle; Lita showing a more aggressive, more vicious side to her persona, her in ring persona to be more specific. Lita pulls Stephanie back with a waist lock for a second time and then lifts up snapping her back with a release German Suplex.
Jim Ross:
King:
Lita sits up with a sick look in her eyes and an even sicker smile forming, open mouth, showing some of her nice teeth. Lita rolls up to her feet as she climbs to the top rope and begins to play to the crowd, flashing the “2-Xtreme” hand sign as the fans really begin to get behind her with cheers and chants of her name.
Jim Ross:
Faith McAdams gets to her feet and walks over, grabbing Lita and pulling her off the top rope and back down to the mat hard on her back. Lita rolls up to her feet and feeds right around and goes for a clothesline to Faith, but she ducks it and lifts Lita onto her back, hooking her head with one arm and the other hooking the bottom leg. Faith McAdams throws out Lita’s legs behind her and sits out dropping Lita with a standing reverse bulldog, the bottom of her bicep coming down over Lita’s throat. Lita rolls out of the ring and falls flat on her stomach. Faith McAdams falls flat on her back in the middle of the ring, a big smile on her face.
Jim Ross:
King:
Jim Ross:
Stephanie slowly works her way to her feet, still feeling the effects of the beating she took at the hands of Amy “Lita” Dumas. Stephanie pulls Faith McAdams to her feet and goes for the “Billion Dollar Pedigree”, but Faith McAdams counters with a back drop and then holds up her hand signaling for the “Adams Slicer” as Lita starts to move and pull herself to her feet. Lita gets up looking up the ramp at the tron as it flashes on and shows a pair of hands reaching down and picking up her baby boy, Scott. Lita jumps to her feet, you can almost see the fire being lit under her as she storms up the ramp faster then you would ever believe in a thousand years.
Jim Ross:
King:
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Meanwhile in the ring Faith has become distracted with what has just been placed on the C-Tron for all to see and witness all around the F.S. Kirov Stadion. Referee Tae’ya Connors seems to be out of the ring, distracted by what has just been played as well. Right then Trish Stratus emerges from the crowd and slides in to the ring. Trish helps up Stephanie and hands her the woman’s world championship. Stephanie runs at Faith with the title. Faith slowly turns around and gets a face full of woman’s championship right in the face. Stephanie tosses the woman’s title out of the ring as she then lifts up Faith McAdams and tosses her to Trish Stratus, who delivers the “Chic Kick”. Stephanie McMahon and Trish Stratus work Faith McAdams over for several moments until Trish starts to see Tae’ya Connors turn around. Trish Stratus immediately ducks out of the ring and goes to leap over the black barricade but catches her foot on the top and nearly falls on her face, but manages to land on her feet anyway, but staggers a bit. Trish ducks down behind the black barricade as the fans all laugh. Trish begins screaming and yelling for them to shut up.
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Stephanie McMahon lifts up Faith McAdams and delivers the “Billion Dollar Knock Out” and makes the cover; 1…………… 2…………… 3……………
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Stephanie McMahon stands up and celebrates her victory as referee Tae’ya Connors calls for the bell and hand Stephanie the Woman’s World Championship of the Criminal Minds Federation.
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Trish Stratus climbs back over the barricade and slides into the ring after limping to it. Tae’ya Connors wonders why Trish is limping, but then exits the ring and sees how Faith McAdams is doing; who has made it to the outside of the ring, lying there holding her neck in immense pain.
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When the show returns, we see Matthew standing backstage with his wife Alicia. Matthew is talking ot his crew then, when done turns back to his pretty wife.
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” So, you all set to become a diva here?”
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Lillian Garcia:
“The following match is a handicap match scheduled for one-fall, now making their way to the ring at this time, the team of Torrie Wilson and Alexandra!!!”
”Need A Little Time” erupts loudly as Torrie Wilson steps out to a loud cheer reaction from the fans as Alexandra steps out and stands next to her. Torrie Wilson and Alexandra head down to the ring, both appearing to be geared up and ready for the handicap match against Trina Alexandria.
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”Sooth” erupts as the fans grow with bitter silence, fear would also be a common feeling with such silence. Trina Alexandria appears from behind the black curtain with a purple light flashing down on her. Trina Alexandra walks down to the ring dressed in all leather, almost as if she were an assassin geared up to make her kill on her mark. Trina Alexandria slides into the ring, pushing up on her hands and pulling herself across the ring towards Alexandra and Torrie Wilson. Both divas get out of the ring as Trina smiles a sick smile.
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Referee Chad Recluse calls for the bell to start the match officially; Ding, Ding, Ding!
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Trina Alexandria gets to her feet as she then takes to a knee placing her fingertips, all of them, down on the mat… staring slowly up at Torrie Wilson and Alexandra to strike. Alexandra turns to Torrie and tells her she wants first crack at Trina. Torrie Wilson nods her head and gladly steps back behind the ropes. Alexandra walks to the middle of the ring as she is joined by a stalking Trina Alexandria. Trina whispers to you “I remember”. Alex’s eyes spark, growing wider and wider. Trina then licks her lips as Alex throws a right hand and then a roundhouse kick with her left leg. Trina Alexandria takes the kick to the ribs and then drops to a knee, holding the place she was kicked. Alexandra chops the side of Trina Alexandria’s neck and then chops it again putting Trina flat on her back. Alexandra lifts Trina to her feet and hooks her up and takes her over with a northern lights release suplex. Alexandra gets up and slowly stalks behind Trina Alexandria, who lifts her back off of the mat, placing her hand on the lower half. Alexandra delivers a martial arts kick with her shin right to Trina’s spine and her shoulder blades. Trina gets up to her knees, crawling across the ring trying to escape Alexandra’s feet of utter impending doom. Alexandra takes a page out of the “how to fight like a woman” handbook and grabs Trina by her hair and pulls her back and delivers a knife chops right to her collarbone. Torrie looks on very impressed at what she is witnessing from Alexandra.
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Alexandra backs up and place her arms crossed over her chest in a very mysterious and seductive way. Trina slowly climbs to her feet, every inch of her body aching after only a few moments in the ring against Alexandra. Trina turns facing Alex and smiles whispering to her “You’ve improved” but then runs at her and spins back with a heel kick attempt, but Alex ducks it and turns around jumping up and putting her foot right in Trina’s face and back flipping landing on her feet in the middle of the ring. Trina staggers back, shaking her head, and then falling down to a single knee. Trina Alexandria looks up at Alexandra and smiles, falling over on her side soon after. Alexandra lifts Trina to her knees and slowly backs into the corner. Alex comes back and puts her right boot into Trina’s stomach and springs and kicks Trina in the back of her head with the top of her left foot. Alexandra gets up and tags in Torrie Wilson to the match.
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Torrie Wilson peels Trina Alexandria up off the mat and puts her into a side headlock and then whips her neck to the side and then does it again but this time cause Trina to swing out her feet. Torrie lets go and watches her land on her front on the canvas. Torrie laughs a little bit as she looks at Alex who nods her head, not really showing a smile or anything. Torrie turns to a fallen Trina and pulls her by her hair, stepping on her back. Torrie listens to Trina scream and beg as she continues to pull her hair, driving her foot deeper and deeper into her spine. Torrie eventually lets go as Chad Recluse is now threaten to disqualify her and Alex. Torrie looks at Chad Recluse and shrugs like she doesn’t really care. Torrie rolls Trina up to her feet and shoves Trina back to the ropes and then takes her by her hand and throws her across the ring to the opposite corner. Trina hits the corner hard with her back as Torrie follows up with a jumping body splash followed by flying out bulldog. Trina end sup on her back as Torrie sits up on her knees, leaning back, and smiling at Referee Chad Recluse that it was just too easy putting Trina Alexandria down like she did.
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Torrie Wilson makes the cover over Trina Alexandria hooking the far leg; 1…………… 2…………… 3……… Trina Alexandria gets her foot on the bottom rope inches away from the three count being officially made and the match being over.
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Torrie gets up and wraps her legs around the waist of Trina Alexandria and begins to squeeze, lifting up her upper body with her hands, trying to bridge up and apply more and more pressure, trying to make Trina tap out to the pain and the agonizing submission finisher.
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Torrie pulls Trina closer to the middle of the ring and begins to twist her side to side, really dig her legs into Trina’s sides. Trina Alexandria looks ready to pass out in the middle of the ring, but then out of nowhere Trina gains her second wind as the fans really begin to get behind Torrie to squeeze tighter. Trina bridges up her own back and turns facing Torrie and slimes between Torrie’s legs and rests her head there between her legs, wrapping her arms around Torrie’s waist. Torrie’s eyes widen as her mouth opens. Trina hoists up Torrie and flips her up into the fireman’s carry position. Trina throws Torrie’s head up and delivers a modified “Deliverance of Sin” and then falls to the mat on her back with a smile on her back. Torrie lies there flat on her back, holding out her arms Trina Alexandria flips on her stomach as Torrie slowly begins to stir. Trina Alexandria begins to edge closer and closer to Torrie to make the cover, but now Torrie manages to flip on her stomach and slowly drag herself to her corner. Trina grabs hold of Torrie’s ankle and hugs it, rubbing the side of her face against Torrie’s ankle like she were a precious little kitten showing her love and affection.
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Torrie Wilson manages to shake Trina Alexandria loose of her ankle and pull herself to her corner to make the tag into Alexandra. Alex gets into the ring as Trina flips on her back and sits up, pulling away from her. Alex doesn’t give a smile but you know she is enjoying watching Trina back away from her like a scared kitten. Alex closes in on Trina and once she is close enough leaps up and then comes down with both feet to Trina Alexandria’s chest. Alex pushes herself off of Trina and balances there on the ropes and then pulls her feet placing them on the top turnbuckle. Alex pulls herself to a standing upright position on the top turnbuckle and back flips in the middle of the ring as the fans erupt. Alex takes to a single knee and stares across at Trina Alexandria holding her chest in immense pain. Alex stands up and backs up, waiting for Trina Alexandria to make the next move. Torrie keeps shouting at Alex to take advantage and stomp her, but Alex simply shakes her head without even giving Torrie a glance over.
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Trina pulls herself to a standing position as Alex looks to her and flashes her first smile of the match and signals with her hands for Trina to bring it, to try something on it. Trina approaches Alex and shakes her head with a smile. Trina licks her lips and backs away, turning her back on Alexandra whispering “Seem familiar” and apparently somewhere in the mind of Alexandra it does and she strikes Alex from behind with a clubbing forearm smash as Torrie Wilson cheer and beats the top turnbuckle getting behind the sister of her brother’s ex-wife. Trina Alexandria slowly pulls herself back to her feet as Alex grabs her by her hair. Trina backs under Alex and gets behind her. Trina ducks down after getting free of Alex’s grip and goes for a leg sweep, but Alex jumps up and avoids it. Alex goes for a roundhouse kick once Trina gets up to her knees, but Trina back somersaults to avoid it. Trina does a handstand and then some splits, snapping her legs back and around the neck of Alexandra. Alex lifts Trina up with her hands on her waist and chokes her up on the top rope nearest to her. Trina Alexandra hits her feet to the mat and staggers around the ring holding her throat and feeds around into a crescent kick by Alexandra. Trina rolls up and rolls forward and locks her legs around Alex’s waist and then gets her down to the mat on her stomach as she sits there facing her legs, her legs still wrapped around Alex’s waist. Trina relinquishes and applies the “R.S.I.”, but it is not applied for too long. Torrie Wilson gets into the ring and grabs two handfuls of Trina Alexandria’s hair and pulls her off of the submission finish. Trina Alexandria turns around and kisses Torrie Wilson long and passionately in the middle of the ring stepping back while staring with a seductive smile at a shocked and disgusted Torrie Wilson.
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Trina goes for the “Toll of the World” but Alex stops her and places on of her legs behind her feet and swings the other and back kicks her right in the stomach putting her down in the middle of the ring.
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Torrie steps back behind the ropes and holds out her hand and yells at Alexandra to tag her in that she wants to deliver the “Queen’s Triumph” and end the match. Alex sighs as she walks over and tags Torrie Wilson into the match. Torrie steps back into the ring as Alex steps out. Torrie lifts up Trina Alexandria and sets up “The Queen’s Triumph”, but all of a sudden evil and diabolic laughter is heard all throughout the arena as “Soul Assassin” by Dilana Smith begins to play throughout the arena. Lee Dragonali steps out wearing a straitjacket and throws out his arms to a huge ovation from the fans. Lee stands there with a sadistic smile on his face, showing all of his pearly white teeth. Lee Dragonali walks over to the commentator’s Jim Ross and Jerry “The King” Lawler and looks at the ring as Torrie pushes Trina to the mat and walks closer to where Lee is and starts yelling for him to leave her alone. Lee shouts “Don’t leave me!” and “When you ignore me people get hurt!”… and to prove that point Lee Dragonali grabs Jim Ross by surprise and hoists him up and tosses him down into a pile of electrical equipment and all you see after is Jim Ross shaking, convulsing for several seconds which turn to minutes. King stands up and gets in Lee Dragonali’s face and goes to throw a right hand in the name of his good friend. Lee Dragonali however blocks it and grabs King around his throat and then hoists him up and tosses him down to the cold hard pavement. Lee Dragonali stands there staring at the carnage of two ring announcers done at his hands as Torrie Wilson stands there in disbelief and shock that Lee Dragonali just threw around Jim Ross and Jerry “The King” Lawler, saying it’s her fault for ignoring him. Torrie places her hands over her face sliding them down to just covering her mouth. Alex gets in the ring and begins to try to talk Torrie down and get her to refocus on the mach. Trina comes out of nowhere with “The Toll of the World” right to the side of Alex’s head and sends her over the middle rope and to the outside. Trina rolls Torrie up with a schoolgirl; 1…………… 2…………… 3……………
Lillian Garcia: “Here is your winner of the match… Trina Alexandria!”
Commercial Break
Paul Heyman is standing backstage going over a chart that has been posted in the staff lounge, somewhere he gets to hang around being the extra ring announcer incase JR or King have to call in sick. Josh Young approaches Paul Heyman and begins to read the chart with him.
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Eric Bischoff comes storming in, looking to be in no mood for joking around. Eric Bischoff walks right up to Josh and Paul and looks them both right in their eyes.
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Stephanie McMahon:“ Why?......Why would you do that?
Trish Stratus:“ Do what?
Stephanie McMahon:“ Do what!? Did you not see that baby get taken? Someone took that baby and that someone is you.
Trish Stratus:“ Whoa whoa whoa press on your breaks Steph, I didn’t take no baby. If anyone has to point fingers here, they should be pointing them at you.
Stephanie pauses, looking at Trish in complete disbelief.
Commercial Break
Lillian Garcia:
“The following is a non-title tag team match scheduled for one fall, making their way to the ring at this time are the World Tag Team Champions of the Criminal Minds Federation… the team of Dave Batista and Christ Ontario… The Neutral Alliance!!!””The Animal Within” erupts for a good few seconds as Dave Batista emerges and does his taunts on the stage and gets a huge ovation from the fans. Dave Batista’s music slowly fades into “All That Remains” by Fozzy as Chris Ontario steps out with his arms held out. In Chris Ontario’s right hand he wields the Russian flag, waving it side to side as the fans cheer as loud as they can. Chris Ontario and Dave Batista walk down to the ring to a huge reaction by the fans as The Hardy Boyz reside already in the ring.
Josh Young:
“And the Hardy Boyz get one hell of a debut match! They get the world tag team champions in a non-title match!”Paul Heyman:
“The Hardy Boyz are going to get crushed! Batista probably won’t even break a sweat.”Josh Young:
“We shall see what we shall see, Paul.”Referee Buzz Leer calls for the bell to start the match; Ding, Ding, Ding!
Josh Young:
Dave Batista starts the match off against Jeff Hardy. Jeff Hardy flies and dives into Dave Batista, but Dave simply catches him and throws him down. Jeff gets right back up and deliver a dropkick to Dave where he ends up flat on his back on the mat. Jeff rolls up to see Dave barely an inch away from where he was standing before. Jeff Hardy goes for a second dropkick, but Dave catches him this time and delivers “The Animal Bomb” as the fans erupt loudly. Matt Hardy gets into the ring and dives into Dave Batista with his wrist going right into Dave’s temple. Matt Hardy gets up and pulls Jeff Hardy to his corner and steps back behind the ropes. Matt Hardy tags himself into the match and dives on Dave Batista delivers several right hands trying to keep the big man grounded.
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Matt Hardy gets up and begins to stomp Dave Batista as Dave lies there on his stomach by the ropes. Dave Batista pushes up to a single knee and then shoves Matt Hardy down to the mat. Matt back somersaults back to his feet and charges back at Dave Batista and fires right hand after right hand and boot after boot trying to keep him down and grounded. Matt Hardy shoots off the ropes as Dave Batista pushes up to his feet and powers over Matt Hardy with a knock out clothesline. Dave Batista smiles as he lifts up Matt Hardy’s motionless body and sets up “The Animal Bomb”, but Matt Hardy manage to regain some movement and ducks out of the ring, staggering around on the outside. Chris Ontario hops off the side of the ring and walks around grabbing Matt Hardy and tossing him back into the ring where Dave Batista sets up the “Animal Bomb” once again on Matt “Version 1” Hardy. Jeff Hardy climbs to the top rope and jumps off with an attempted hurricanrana on Dave Batista, but Dave catches Jeff as Matt Hardy falls on his stomach lying there completely motionless. Dave Batista snaps Matt Hardy down with “The Animal Bomb” right over his brother Matt Hardy.
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Dave Batista stands up and tags in Chris Ontario as both men stand in the ring over the fallen Hardy Boyz taunting to the fans that cheer and rave for them. Chris Ontario hooks Jeff Hardy up vdfjkmjvfjgfwith the “Canadian Dominance”, but Jeff Hardy is too far out of it to even muster the strength to tap out. The fans erupt as Chris Ontario throws up his arms and relinquishes the hold. Chris Ontario flips Matt Hardy over on his back and makes the cover, not seeing how close his legs are to the ropes; 1…………… 2…………… Matt Hardy gets his foot on the bottom rope. Chris Ontario gets up and looks at Dave Batista. Dave looks at Chris and laughs at him after pointing of course. Dave Batista then makes the cover over Matt Hardy after dragging him to the middle of the ring but Buzz Leer goes on for hours about he may be intoxicated but he’s pretty sure Dave and Chris can’t both be the legal men at the same time and last time his double vision saw Dave tagged out to Chris. Dave Batista begins to breathe heavily down the neck of Buzz Leer, the official referee, shouting at him to make the count when he makes the cover or he’ll be turned into a spare tire and rolled out of the arena by medics to try to bend him back.
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Dave Batista shouts down Buzz Leer’s neck some more, striking fear into the poor beer belly drunken referee. Dave Batista gets a huge reaction from the fans seeing as how none of them like this referee and find it funny Dave Batista is scaring the crap out of his pants. Chris Ontario then tells Dave Batista to hold Matt Hardy because he has a “Toronto Kick” just for him. Dave Batista smiles as he nods, lifting up Matt Hardy to his feet. Dave Batista hooks Matt Hardy’s arms behind him and gets ready to toss him to Chris Ontario. Matt Hardy comes around behind Dave Batista right as Chris Ontario fires out. Matt Hardy shoves Dave Batista at Chris Ontario’s foot and Ontario nearly take Dave off his feet with the “Toronto Kick”. Jeff Hardy springs up and dropkicks Dave as Matt Hardy mounts on all fours behind Dave’s legs. Dave Batista falls over the top rope and lands on the outside in a heap. Chris Ontario measure up Chris Ontario for the “Toronto Kick”, but Matt Hardy boots him to the stomach and delivers the “Twist of Fate”. Jeff Hardy climbs up to the top rope and delivers the “Swanton Bomb” to a huge ovation from the fans. Matt Hardy makes the cover over Chris Ontario hooking the far leg as Jeff Hardy sees Dave Batista getting to his feet and shaking his head. Jeff Hardy runs at the ropes and dives over the bottom rope hitting Dave with a dropkick right to the side of the head, putting him right back down on the mat; 1…………… 2……………
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3…………… Matt Hardy springs up as Jeff Hardy slides into the ring and they celebrate their victory over the tag team champions, an upset to say the very least.
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The music of 2-Xtreme erupts as loud as it possibly can as the fans all get behind Jeff and Matt Hardy. Dave Batista gets to his feet and pulls Chris Ontario out of the ring and helps him to the back, their tag team titles in hand.
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Eric Bischoff is in his office on his cell phone, a big smile on his face, a smile too big for a man who has to step inside of a steel cage against The Holy Paladin, a man who is more then off his rocker.
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Paul Heyman:
“Eric Bischoff is going to eliminate a pest problem up next when he takes on the ‘man’… and I use that term loosely… who thinks he is a Paladin… Tank Gunyon.”Josh Young:
“Tank’s a fine athlete, a fine wrestle for being as off as he is. It all works for the bigger picture and it always seems to benefit him, how off he is.”Paul Heyman:
“Yeah well it annoys me, Josh.”Josh Young:
“Even better!”Lillian Garcia:
“The following is a steel cage match to determine whether Tank Gunyon is reinstated or he is permanently released never to wrestle in the Criminal Minds Federation again… on his way to the ring at this time, he is the co-Owner of the Criminal Minds Federation… Eric Bischoff!”
Paul Heyman:
“You show’em Mr. Bischoff! This is why Josh, Eric Bischoff is going to beat Tank… he is focused and he is not deranged, he is on task.”Lillian Garcia:
“And his opponent, making his way to the ring at this time… he is The Holy Paladin watching over the Criminal Minds Kingdom… The Tank… Hank Gunyon!!!”Paul Heyman:
“Oh Lillian don’t support the idiot!”Josh Young:
“Shut up before I tell Tank you’re a darkness that needs to be purged with his Gluttony Sword!”Paul Heyman:
“You shut up before I find a way to get Lee back in here to hurt you… maybe tell him you’re the one who keeps telling Torrie to reject and ignore him.”Josh Young:
“Meh… I’ve lived a decent life and I’m not a pudgy tubs-of-no-fun like you”Paul Heyman:
“Josh… just… shut up.””Spare me the Details” by the Offspring erupts loudly as The Holy Paladin steps out in a pair of silver and white long wrestling tights and Christy Hemme-Gunyon by his side as the fans erupt loud with cheers as the two of them proceed down to the ring at this time. Paladin Tank gets into the ring and watches as the steel cage lowers around the ring with him and Bischoff inside.
Paul Heyman:
“Eric is going to crush Tank just you watch and see.”Josh Young:
“Come out of fantasy land Paul, Tank is going to whoop Bischoff… Bischoff’s an owner not a wrestler.”Paul Heyman:
“True, but Mr. Bischoff is a black belt and that will be what allows him to prevail and obtain the victory. It’s really uite simple when you think about it Josh, but I don’t expect you to.”Referee Diane Recluse calls for the bell to start the match; Ding, Ding, Ding!
Paul Heyman:
“Tank’s final match is now underway officially.”Tank kneels respectfully before Eric Bischoff as Eric smiles and takes advantage throwing a roundhouse kick right to the side of Tank’s head. Tank falls over on his side as Bischoff raises his arms and heads over to the cage door to just walkout.
Paul Heyman:
“Ha that was easy, one move by Bischoff!”Josh Young:
“Too easy if you ask me.”Paul Heyman:
“Don’t worry I didn’t.”Eric Bischoff goes to leave the ring as Tank kicks up and walks over grabbing Bischoff by the back of his neck and pull him back to the middle of the ring. Bischoff throws an elbow back at Tank but Tank ducks it and lifts up Bischoff and delivers a Manhattan Drop. Bischoff staggers back holding himself cringed over. Tank kneels respectfully before Eric Bischoff and then leaps up delivers a huge uppercut putting Eric Bischoff flat on his back on the mat. Christy Hemme-Gunyon screaming and applauding her husband.
Paul Heyman:
“Here’s what I don’t get, Josh. What does a woman like Christy see in a ‘thing’ like Paladin Tank?”Josh Young:
“He has none of your qualities?”Paul Heyman:
“Here Christy is a beautiful red head who could have her pick of any man in the CMF and she chooses Tank? That just doesn’t make any sense.”Josh Young:
“They’re both crazy, that’s all you need to know.”Tank lifts Eric Bischoff up off the mat and throws him to the corner. Tank follows up with a clothesline. Tank pulls Bischoff out of the corner and spins around and throws his elbow right into Eric Bischoff’s jaw. Paladin Tank looks around at the fans as he runs at the corner and then breaks and runs back at Eric Bischoff for “The Charge” but Eric Bischoff falls out of the way and Tank goes head first into the steel cage. Eric Bischoff sits up and sees Tank on one-knee holding his head, not paying him any attention. Bischoff smiles as he gets up and goes up the side of the cage, at least get to the top rope. Bischoff goes to pull himself to the top of the cage as Tank pulls himself to his feet and sees Bischoff trying to escape. Tank runs and leaps at the side of the cage and does a huge high impact “Charge” right into Bischoff running him into the side of the steel cage.
Paul Heyman:
“Okay Tank can have his contract, he just needs to leave the ring now and leave poor Eric Bischoff alone!”Josh Young:
“Where’s Eric Bischoff’s martial arts, Paul?”Paul Heyman:
“If Tank would stop cheating you’d see what Bischoff is capable of when he gets the advantage.”Tank kneels there eyeing the man he has called King Bischoff in the past week and shakes his head, unable to believe he has brought harm to a man he so highly respected. Tank pulls himself to his feet knowing what he has to do and knowing what is at stake. It is for the greater good, that is the only thing that runs through his mind as he now lifts up Eric Bischoff and puts him down on the mat with a ddt and rolls up to his feet and goes to leave the ring. The fans begin to cheer and start to chant “More! More! More!” all throughout.
Paul Heyman:
“Don’t listen to the fans, Tank. That is your King, you don’t want to bring harm to him anymore then you have to!”Josh Young:
“Oh yes he does and these fans are reminding him!”Paul Heyman:
“I could have sworn I told you to shut up and you know you’re supposed to respect your elders.”Josh Young:
“That ay be true, but not in this case… plus you’re fat and I enjoy your suffering way too much and the more I talk and voice my opinion the more you in fact suffer.”Tank turns slowly with a sly smile forming across his face, ear-to-ear. Tank walks up to Bischoff and lifts him up by his dyed-black hair and goes to deliver a closed fist right hand but Bischoff low blows Tank and backs up watching Tank drop to his knees holding himself, a smile on his face now. Bischoff jumps back at Tank and hits a sidekick right to Tank’s face. Tank falls over on his side motionless as Bischoff holds up his arms with a big grin on his face. The fans all boo and soon begin an “Asshole” chant all through out the F.S. Kirov Stadion. Eric Bischoff lifts up Tank and pulls out a pair of handcuffs from his GI and goes to handcuff Tank to the side of the cage.
Paul Heyman:
“Genius! This must be that insurance policy he was talking about on the phone!”Josh Young:
“Know I think he took several precautions and this is just cheap if you ask me! If you can’t escape the cage without your opponent being restrained…”Paul Heyman:
“Again with the two words that you will know all throughout this show I’m sure… because you don’t seem to get it so I don’t expect you to now… Shut up Josh.”Tank throws a right hand at Bischoff and sends him back and away before he has a chance to handcuff him. Bischoff charges at Tank to hit him over the head with the cuffs, but Tank boots Bischoff in the stomach and scoops him up and then sits out putting Bischoff down beside him with a nice sit out scoop slam. Tank sits up after a second or two of lying on the mat motionless and pulls himself to his feet and lifts Bischoff to his feet. Bischoff pokes Tank in the eyes and then delivers a jawbreaker. Bischoff drops to a knee to regain himself, but soon pulls himself back to his feet and begins to boot Tank several times over. Christy walks over to the cage door and stands there as Bischoff goes to leave, smiling at Christy saying he can treat her ways that Tank has never even dreamt of. Christy seems a bit disgusted as Bischoff goes to leave the ring through the door, but once he ducks his head under the ropes Christy slams the cage door right on his head. Eric Bischoff bounces back and falls flat on his back holding his head in immense pain, busted wide open and his blood spilling all over the ring. Tank pulls himself on his side as Bischoff sits up, seeing his blood on his hands. Bischoff looks a little bit angry as he reaches into his GI once more and pulls out a knuckle dusters and slips them on his right hand. Tank slowly gets to his feet and pulls himself over to Bischoff once he gets to them. Tank lifts up Bischoff to his feet and then takes a right hand right to the face, a vicious shot with the knuckle dusters putting his back right back down on the mat. Eric Bischoff wasted a lot of energy to punch Tank like that and falls over on his stomach, unable to capitalize on the horrific punch which busted Tank wide open.
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aul Heyman: “Get up Eric! Get up! Get up Eric! Get up!”Josh Young:
“It took all his strength to get one good punch to knock Tank out! Ha!!!”Paul Heyman:
“You know he’ll probably watch the playback and hear you making fun of him. He might fire you… which would make me very happy, but just thought I’d let you know.”Josh Young:
“That’s all good of you Paul, but I think he’ll fire you first when he finds out you ate Lita’s baby.”Paul Heyman:
“Enough with the fat jokes little man!”Josh Young:
“Of course I’m little to you! You would make Godzilla jealous!”Tank sits up and then falls back down to the mat. You can almost hear Paul Heyman have a heart attack as Josh Young praises and cheers for it to happen. Eric Bischoff sits up and you can hear Paul Heyman yell and cheer him on. Eric Bischoff falls over on his side as Tank sits up and wobbles back and forth and back and forth several times before falling over on his side, but closer to the door then he was and close to the door then Eric Bischoff.
Paul Heyman:
“Get up Bischoff! Stop Tank from winning at all costs!”Josh Young:
“I think Eric Bischoff is taking a nap, you know old people… I mean you are one after all.”Tank Gunyon pulls himself up with the assistance of the ropes when all of a sudden “Suffocate” by Motor Grater erupts loudly across the CMF PA system and out walks The Franchise, The Intercontinental Champion with Stacy Keibler by his side. Stacy stays up on the stage as Travisty hands her his IC Title and dashes down to the ring and climbs into the ring and hooks up Tank and goes for the “Game Over”.
Paul Heyman:
“Yes! Yes! Yes! Travisty you have saved this show! You have saved this match! I hate you a little less now!”Tank Gunyon comes off behind Travisty and falls on his side. Travisty turns around and looks down at Tank with a cocky smile as he then turns to Bischoff and decided to help him up. Bischoff lifts up Tank and holds him and tells Travisty to boot him. Travisty goes for a big boot as Bischoff tosses Tank at him. Tank ducks and Travisty takes out Eric Bischoff by mistake as the fans roar with cheers. Travisty looks down at Eric Bischoff in shock and then feeds around right into “The Charge” by The Holy Paladin Tank Gunyon. Tank jumps up and begins to psyche up to the roar of the crowd that loves him more then any other superstar in the locker room. Tank opens up the cell door and walks out holding his arms up, but stops right as he gets to the floor and smiles as he steps back inside of the cage and closes it. Tank walks over and grabs Bischoff’s handcuffs and locks the cage door with them.
Paul Heyman:
“What is that idiot doing? Does he not realize he’s locked himself in there with the Intercontinental Champion? A man I used to almost despise but now just lightly hate… mainly because he beat Randy Orton for the Intercontinental Championship back in December.”Tank climbs up to the top of the cage and looks down at Eric Bischoff struggling to get to his feet as well as The Franchise Travisty. Tank places both of his feet over the cage and sits there as Bischoff lunges and begins to climb up and tries to latch onto The Holy Paladin but Tank punches Bischoff in the face and sends him right into the arms of The Franchise Travisty, who just walked over and was going to try to help Bischoff get Tank back in. Tank hops down off the side of the cage and lies there with a big grin on his face as he is joined by his lovely wife Christy Hemme-Gunyon. Travisty tends to Eric Bischoff, who is shoving and waving his hand at him to back off that he can stand on his own.
Lillian Garcia:
“And here is your winner of the match and the newly reinstated… The Holy Paladin… Tank Gunyon!!!”Bischoff loses feeling in his legs and falls into Travisty’s arms again after hearing Lillian Garcia announce such a horrid thing.
Paul Heyman:
“No! Lita if you’re watching Josh took your baby! Come out here and kill him!”Josh Young:
“Hey! I don’t want that cry machine! If anyone took that kid it was you because you were having a snack attack. It was you or Torrie… she’s still my prime suspect.”Paul Heyman:
“No! Not the lovely Torrie, I bet it was Trina… she probably wants it for some ritual.”
Commercial Break
After the break Travisty and Stacy are shown backstage in the hallway. Travisty seeming a bit upset tht he couldn't manage to help Bischoff eliminate Tank from the Criminal Minds Federation for good and that he will be roaming the hallways shouting about being a Holy Paladin for quite some time to come.
Stacy Keibler:
2" family:> "Yeah my best should have eliminated that punk Stac."
Stacy Keibler: "Look at it this way at least he'll be around to torment Randy as we know he will."
Travisty: "Yeah I guess you're right about that Stac."
Stacy Keibler: "Of course I am Travis. Now how about since your match isn't for another few minutes we..."
Right then out of nowhere Tank emerges with a large silver shield in his hands. Tank smashes Travisty in the side of the head as Stac Keibler screams as loud as she can. Tank puts Travisty down in a bloody heap on the ground.
Paladin Tank:
"Peon!!! How dare you intervene in a royal battle between a King and his Paladin! For this you will pay, this was only the message!"Tank walks off with the shield as Stacy Keibler kneels down beside her husband pulling his blood head into her lap. Stacy begins yelling for some medics to come and help her, not wanting to leave Travisty's side after the brutal attack from behind out of nowhere by The Holy Paladin Tank Gunyon.
Paul Heyman:
"How dare Tank assault the Intercontinental Champion like that! He should be fired! Hired to be fired, I like the sound of that."Josh Young:
"Yeah maybe Triple H will fire you after hiring you... wasn't it just tonight you were rehired?"Paul Heyman:
"Shut up Josh... Baby snatcher"Commercial Break
When the show picks back up, Randy is seen giving a promo alongside Matthew, talking about his match and how he seemed focused. Just as Matthew begins to ask yet another question a noise is heard and Matthew goes out of range as Dave Batista gives him a hard shove. Turning to Orton with rage in his face. Randy standing somewhat confused but not wavering as Dave speaks up.
Batista :
” You’re a piece of work Orton…. You cant win a match on your ability so what, you take a kid to throw everybody off?. You’re pathetic. I should break you in half right now and save us al the trouble.”
Randy Orton :
Randy Orton:
” Slumming Torrie?. Even I thought you had better taste then to be seen with this loser.”
Robert Carter:
Robert Carter:
Main Event / Match Six
Lillian Garcia: “The following is the main-event of Criminal Rampage and it is for the World Heavyweight Championship and it is scheduled to be a triple threat match… on his way to the ring at this time he is one-half of the world tag team champions… The Animal Dave Batista!!!”
”The Animal Within” erupts loudly as Dave Batista steps out from behind the black curtain and heads on down to the ring at this time to a huge ovation of cheers from the fans all around the arena and his half of the world tag team championship around his enormous waist.
Lillian Garcia: ”And his opponent, now making his way to the ring at this time, he is The London Sensation… being accompanied to the ring by his manager and girlfriend Foxy… Jeremy Wilson!!!”
”Man in a Box” by Alice in Chains erupts loudly across the arena as the fans boo as loud as they can, for Jeremy. Jeremy Wilson and Foxy emerge out from behind the black curtain. Jeremy receives an even louder chorus of boos from the fans, but Foxy doesn’t get much of a reaction, the fans are too busy booing Jeremy Wilson.
Lillian Garcia: ”And finally on his way to the ring at this time, he is the current reigning World Heavyweight Champion of the Criminal Minds Federation… now making his way to the ring at this time hailing from St. Louis, Missouri… The Legend Killer… Randy Orton!!!”
”Burn in my Light” by Mercy Drive erupts loudly across the arena as the women all scream and the male fans all boo as loud as they can boo. Randy Orton emerges out from behind the black curtain with his patented pose and his signature cocky pearly white teeth showing grin. Randy Orton walks down to the ring to the screams of the women in the audience, the world heavyweight championship around his stick figure waist.
Paul Heyman: ”What a match this is going to be, Josh! Randy Orton is going to once again prove that he is without a shadow of a doubt he is the greatest world champion of all time. We might even get lucky and he’ll injure Dave Batista!”
Josh Young: ”I highly doubt that, though it was surprising when he snapped The Shadowman’s neck with the ‘RKO’. That was a pretty intense match, I didn’t think Randy Orton was going to walk away from it the champion.”
Paul Heyman: ”That’s because you show no faith in the world champion like I do Josh. If you showed some faith in the champion you would have known that Randy Orton is a man up for any challenge and will overcome adversity, overcome all odds placed before him.”
Josh Young: ”Unless you break all the mirrors in the world then he might just have to commit suicide.”
Paul Heyman: ”If it came right down to it Randy Orton would make the mirror himself. But enough about our great champion and let’s talk a little bit about Jeremy Wilson, another man I admire and another man I would not mind see wear the World Heavyweight Championship once again!”
Josh Young: ”Or Dave Batista, the man who accused Randy Orton of having Scott abducted as a way to distance Jeremy Wilson’s mind away from the match because he was afraid he couldn’t get the job done on his own. Was Randy Orton responsible for taking that kid?”
Paul Heyman: ”I believe the answer you are searching for is no… because like Jeremy Wilson… when kids are concerned Randy Orton goes the complete opposite direction and does not look back. The kid can be his it doesn’t matter. Randy Orton like Jeremy Wilson will not be tied down to some bastard child that the mothers are screaming belong to them.”
Josh Young: ”I hear Randy and Jeremy get about ten calls a day of women who think their children belong to them because of some slight resemblance.”
Paul Heyman: ”When you’re rich and famous people are lining up to become your relative by some means, Josh. But enough idle chit chat let us get right down to the main-event and watch Randy Orton and Jeremy Wilson have yet another epic battle!”
Referee Faygo Martinez calls for the bell to start the main-event match for the world heavyweight championship of the Criminal Minds Federation off officially; Ding, Ding, and Ding!!!
Josh Young: ”And this match is now officially underway! The emotions are running high in this match right here and right now, Paul! Anyone of these three men could walkout of here with the world title over their shoulder”
Paul Heyman: ”I can’t believe Triple H actually allowed Faygo Martinez to officiate this world heavyweight title match here tonight! That was the shocker for me quite frankly.”
Dave Batista eyes both Jeremy Wilson and Randy Orton as both of those same individuals eye Dave Batista right back. Dave Batista smiles a cynical smile as she cracks his neck and his back, ready to blood both Jeremy Wilson and Randy Orton, wear their blood all over his body. Dave Batista walks to the middle of the ring and tells both Randy Orton and Jeremy Wilson to come get themselves a piece. Randy Orton and Jeremy Wilson look at one another and then at Dave Batista. Both men wonder who is going to get to Dave before the other. Jeremy begins to edge and when he gets close enough he gets knocked down by a right hand of Dave’s. Randy Orton tries to sneak up from behind but Dave Batista turns and stares at him with a wide eyed glare and then throws a right hand and catches his wrist, squeezing it like Shadowman did the month before, trying to reopen a barely fully healed wrist. Dave Batista grabs Randy Orton’s other wrist and watches him suffer on his knees. Jeremy Wilson comes from behind Dave Batista and dropkicks him to the back. Jeremy Wilson rolls up as Dave Batista releases his grip shaking his head. Dave turns around and walks right into a sidekick to the stomach followed by several rights and lefts to the rock solid abs by Jeremy to Dave. Jeremy looks up at Dave to see Dave was hardly flinching and then digs into his pocket and pulls out a wad of cash and offers Dave Batista a payoff.
Paul Heyman: ”Down Dave! Heel Dave! Stay away from Jeremy Wilson, Dave!”
Dave Batista grabs Jeremy Wilson around his throat and begins to squeeze tightly. Randy Orton begins to cough up what appears to be blood hitting the canvas. Referee Faygo Martinez places his hand on Randy’s shoulder as Randy Orton jumps back holding up his fist. Jeremy Wilson takes advantage of Faygo’s back being turned and kicks Dave Batista right between the legs. Jeremy Wilson hooks Dave Batista’s head and drills him into the mat with a vicious ddt. Jeremy Wilson gets to his feet and grabs Jeremy by the back of the head and takes him to the corner and smashes his head off the top turnbuckle. Jeremy Wilson turns around and gets right in the face of Faygo Martinez, who smiles a big smile at him. Faygo holds out his arms and asks Jeremy Wilson for a big hug, but Jeremy shakes his head, trying to be calm and cool about it. Jeremy Wilson tries to walk around Faygo but Faygo steps right back in his way. Jeremy Wilson narrows his eyes and mouths the words “F-U” (spell it out kiddies). Faygo Martinez’s eyes light up like a kid on Christmas seeing all his presents. Faygo leaps up to pounce on Jeremy but Jeremy ducks and comes around grabbing Jeremy by his arm and taking him over with an arm drag. Jeremy Wilson rolls up as Faygo hooks his arm and begins to barnyard dance and force Jeremy Wilson to do it with him as the fans around the arena all laugh and enjoy.
Josh Young: ”Now that’s just a sight I need to see more often! Jeremy Wilson dancing the old country way! And to add to it… he’s dancing with Faygo Martinez!”
Paul Heyman: ”This is absolutely absurd Josh… I do not know why you condone this sort of thing. Faygo Martinez needs to concentrate on the match, instead of trying to force Jeremy into having some of his Faygo Fun…”
Faygo Martinez stops and whispers to Jeremy Wilson and asks if he wants to slow dance and Jeremy Wilson widens his eyes trying to do everything within his being not to pop Faygo’s head like a zit and send him to an early grave. Faygo then says he’ll let Jeremy put his head on his shoulder and he’ll rub his back slowly and gently. Jeremy has finally had enough and lays a right hand right at the jaw of Faygo Martinez, but Faygo ducks and shouts “NAUGHTY BOY” as the fans burst loud laughter. Jeremy Wilson looks around yelling at the fans to shut up. Dave Batista gets to his feet and stands behind Faygo Martinez. Dave Batista smiles as he tells Jeremy Wilson to slow dance with Faygo and make his 2005. Jeremy stands there refusing as Randy Orton comes from behind Jeremy with a low blow. Faygo Martinez points to Randy Orton and shouts “NAUGHTY BOY!” and giggles loudly, placing his other hand over his mouth. Randy Orton gets to his feet and stares at Faygo, cocking up an eyebrow. Dave Batista plows over Faygo Martinez and then plows through Randy Orton. Faygo and Randy both go down to the mat in a matter of seconds. Dave Batista looks at an unconscious Randy Orton. Dave Batista smiles as he turns and lifts up Jeremy Wilson, who is still suffering from the effects of the low blow… a very painful maneuver, very good reason it’s an illegal one. Dave Batista goes for a knock out clothesline to put Jeremy out of the match as well but Jeremy ducks and comes back with a dropkick. Batista barely even staggers forward an inch. Batista turns around into a kneeling clothesline to the stomach by Jeremy Wilson. Jeremy swings his legs around and brings them behind Dave’s trying to trip him up with a leg sweep, but Dave just steps over Jeremy’s legs and grabs Jeremy by his hair and lifts him to his feet. Jeremy kicks Dave where the sun doesn’t shine rams his shoulder hard into Dave’s stomach and causes Dave to fall to his knees holding himself in many different place… okay just two.
Paul Heyman: ”Go Jeremy! You see now that Faygo has been knocked down in the match Jeremy is start to build some of his focus back!”
Josh Young: ”How much focus of his can he have though? His son is missing, to some extent that has to be affecting his performance in that ring.”
Paul Heyman: ”I’m sure it does… perhaps relieved that Lita can no longer hold a child over his head? Like I said before when there’s a baby concerned Jeremy and Randy both flee in the opposite direction.”
Jeremy Wilson gets up and begins to stomp away on Dave Batista, trying to get him off his knees. Jeremy Wilson throws several severe right hands to the side of Dave Batista’s head hoping to make some sort of dent in the cranium, but fails. Batista wobbles back and forth and then manages to shove Jeremy to the mat flat on his back. Faygo throws out his arm and tags Jeremy between the legs. Jeremy sits up holding himself and making a face that all of a sudden makes you realize where Faygo tagged. Faygo rests his hand there as Jeremy lies back and finally realizes and scoots like heck to get away from him. Jeremy rolls up and ducks a clothesline by Dave Batista, who is still a little bit dazed from before. Jeremy jumps up with the highest dropkick in CMF history and hits Dave Batista right in the back of his head and sends him face first into the top turnbuckle. Dave Batista falls to the mat as Jeremy Wilson stands there like he’s on top of the world, everyone down but him. Jeremy Wilson hoists up Randy Orton and sets up the “Total X-Tacy”, but Randy Orton comes out of it and goes for the “RKO”, but Jeremy shoves Randy into the ropes. Randy comes back and gets taken down with leaping jumping forearm. Jeremy rolls Randy to his feet and fires a few right hands to Randy Orton’s gut and then wraps his arms around Randy’s waist and applies a bear hug, but instead throws Randy back with an overhead belly to belly suplex. Jeremy rolls up to his feet, holding his neck. Dave Batista wanders over to Jeremy and grabs his hair and listens to him scream. Dave Batista spins him around and palm strikes Jeremy right in the face. Dave Batista grabs Jeremy before he falls to the mat, his nose cracked and bleeding and blood oozing out of his mouth from a tooth that has been knocked loose and is now somewhere around the F.S. Kirov Stadion. Dave Batista grabs Jeremy by the face and lifts him up, placing his other hand on Jeremy’s wrist closest to his chest. Dave Batista throws Jeremy over the top rope and down in a heap on the outside as the fans all band together with cheers.
Paul Heyman: ”He can’t treat Jeremy like that! This is not a contest of strength this is wrestling… Dave Batista should be mat wrestling not throwing people around like they’re human harpoons!”
Randy Orton comes up behind Dave Batista and lashes a forearm across his upper back, trying to make him fall down, hoping he has taken enough. Dave Batista turns around and stares at Randy Orton. Randy Orton leaps up and dropkicks Dave Batista right in the chest and sends him back into the corner and then sitting down on the mat. Randy Orton gets up and begins to stomp Dave Batista in the corner. Randy Orton slides out of the ring and grabs a ring bell from the timekeeper. Randy Orton slides back into the ring as Dave Batista pulls himself up. Dave Batista ducks the first attempted Randy Orton makes with the ring bell. Batista shoves Randy Orton back into the corner and lifts up the ring bell. Dave Batista steps and hits Randy Orton right in the face with the ring bell, which must catch his eye because it busts him open around but there’s a bit too much blood to see where the actual gash was made. Dave Batista throws the ring bell down to the middle of the ring. Dave Batista slides out of the ring and drags Randy by his ankles behind him. Dave Batista looks up at the top of the C-Tron and smiles as he takes one of his hands and rubs hi chin. Dave Batista drags Randy behind him as he finds a ladder build onto the side of the tron specially made for climbing, to bring down the structure, however they forgot to think of people like Dave who will use it to climb up and throw people from a very high place.
Jim Ross: ”Oh-no! Somebody stop this! Somebody stand in Dave’s way and stop this! You… Josh… go there and stop Dave…! Maybe he’ll throw you off instead!”
Josh Young: ”How about you do it? You’re heavier and you might throw Dave’s back out if he tries to lift you up.”
Dave Batista climbs up dragging Randy Orton behind him. Randy Orton for some strange reason hasn’t come to yet, he only had the middle part of the ring bell gouge his eye and make some gash around it somewhere… wonder why he hasn’t come to yet? Dave gets to the top of the tron and lifts Randy Orton up on his shoulders. Randy Orton finally begins to battle back but it’s too late. Dave Batista flies off the top of the tron and breaks through the stage with “The Animal Bomb”
Crowd: ”HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!”
Paul Heyman: ”Batista is sick! He is plain sick!”
Medics begin to cart out and pry Randy Orton away from the metal objects that stick through his flesh and load him onto a stretcher. Dave Batista is helped up by some medics and checked on to see if he is in as bad a shape as Randy Orton is. Randy Orton sits up from the stretcher and fights away from the medics after several moments of being examined and poked out by people trying to pull the metal shards out of his back. Jeremy Wilson gets up and to his feet, staring up at the ramp to see medics tending to Dave Batista and Randy Orton. Jeremy Wilson marches up the ramp and grabs Randy Orton by the back of his neck and drags him on down to the ring and slides him in. Jeremy slides in behind him and hoists him up and delivers the notorious and the vicious… “Total X-Tacy”. Dave Batista climbs to his feet and marches down to the ring but is stopped as the lights go out and the words “He’s Here” can be heard followed by “Are you scared?” some lightning goes off and then the lights return on to reveal The Fallen Angel… Kronos standing in the middle of the ring.
King: ”Oh my it’s him!”
Paul Heyman: ”Run Jeremy Run! Don’t be brave! RUN LIKE YOU NEVER HAVE BEFORE!”
Jeremy Wilson rushes Kronos but then backs away as Kronos just stands there not budging an inch. Jeremy throws a right hand after faking like he was going to leave the ring. Kronos blocks it and knees Jeremy Wilson right to the stomach and shoves his head between his legs. Kronos hoists up Jeremy and walks over to the side of the ring and throws Jeremy Wilson neck first at the Spanish announcer’s table. Kronos stands there staring at Jeremy’s motionless, you would think he were dead, body.
Josh Young: ”Gonso Bomb through the announcer’s table! Jeremy Wilson has to be dead!!!”
Paul Heyman: ”Security! Security! Get security out here and arrest that man! He can’t hit Release the Darkness Within on Jeremy! That move has been banned, forbidden! SECURITY ARREST THAT CRIMINAL!”
Dave Batista gets in the ring as Kronos steps out and just stares down at Jeremy Wilson, starting to laugh a diabolic laugh. Dave Batista stare at him and slowly feeds around as Randy Orton springs up out of nowhere and delivers the “RKO” to an unsuspecting Dave Batista. Both superstars make lie there in the middle of the ring and eventually Randy Orton drapes an arm over Dave Batista’s chest as Faygo barely comes to; one heck of a clothesline by Dave to the back that much have been; 1………………………… 2…………………………… 3…………………………
Lillian Garcia: ”And here is your winner and STILL the World Heavyweight Champion of the Criminal Minds Federation… The Legend Killer… Randy Orton!”
Randy Orton pulls himself to his feet, standing in the middle of the ring, and staring down at Kronos who is still laughing profusely and quite diabolically at the blood mess of Jeremy “The London Sensation” Wilson. Kronos gets into the ring and stares at Randy Orton with the world title over his shoulder, a beaten champion… a battered champion… but still the champion. Kronos points at Randy Orton and just stands there as if he were the Grim Reaper telling Randy Orton it is his time to move on. Dave Batista pulls himself to his feet and boots Randy Orton to the stomach and delivers “The Animal Bomb”, breaking through the ring. Dave Batista pulls himself from the pit, the ‘grave’ of Randy Orton and stands there staring at Kronos. Criminal Rampage goes off the air to Dave Batista and Kronos locking eyes, the fans in absolute silence of awe after what they have just bared witness to in the main-event and all the carnage. Dave Batista stands there wearing Randy Orton and Jeremy Wilson’s blood on his chest, his face, and even his hands.
CMF – All Rights Reserved ©
Randy Orton © vs. Dave Batista vs. Jeremy Wilson
Special Guest Referee: Mystery
