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The Waffle


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Name: Eggo

Age: 16

Location: Under your bed, (Portland, Oregon)

Ok so this is tha place where I'm susposed to tell you about me? Right? Well 1) Ima juggalette, peroid. once you say that I feel there is no going back, no matter how much you want to call your self an ex 'lo or 'lette. Its the way I feel. Deal. 2) I know whats its like to have loved and to have lost. I know what its like to be lied to, and I know what its like to have dreams come true. If you don't believe me thats your problem, not mine. I don't like dealing with other peoples drama, Its a waste of my time, I dont come bitching and crying to you, and if I do, then you have every right to enclude me in your Drama. I live a very sheltred life, not by choice, mind you. I believe that the only way you can learn is from experance. I do not regret anything I do or have done. Regreting is a waste of my time and yours. Theres a reason for everything, peroid.

I do not go to church so don't preach to me. I hate orgnized religion. If I dont want some stranged person standing behind a wooden box preaching to me about something I dont really believe in, then why would I want YOU to do it???

I cheerish my friends so much, I love them all, and if I could I would have all their chrildren. My friends are my life. Dont fuck the with them, or you'll soon find my rusty axe in your back. My friends are my pride and joy, just for the simple fact that they arn't family, and they love me cuz they want to, not cuz they have to.

I guess I'll add more shit to this when I improve as a person or as my intrests change or maybe I wont maybe I'll stay the same forever. But I dont think that will happen.

I have this thing about the sky, I love it, day, night cloudy or bright, when Im having a shitty day or anything and if I can see the stars sometimes it just makes everything better, its the same with the rain. If Ive been having a bad day or anything when it rains it just makes every thing better to go out and sit in the rain, or to jump in puddles. FUN!!!!!

If I could have any super powers that I wanted, I would want to be able to fly, and to turns ANYTHING I wanted in to food, then anyone that pissed me off I could turn them into cheese. Mmmmmmmm cheese.

Some times you need pain, to make sure your living in this fucked up world, some times you need pain, so make sure your still breathing, some times you just need pain, to make sure your still alive.

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Superhero NameCaffeine Boy
Super PowerGhetto Booty
EnemyFrozen Corpse Of Walt Disney
Mode Of TransportationGiant Hamster Named Skippy
WeaponAttack Gerbils
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What is your name?:Eggo
How old are you?:16
When is your Birthday?:October 23rd, 1988
What is your zodiac sign?:Scorpio
Where were you born?:Portland, Oregon
Where do you live now?:Portland, Oregon
What color eyes do you have?:brown
What color hair do you have?: naturly, brown atm magenta -_^
How tall are you?:5'5
How much do you weigh? (Be Honest Ladies):216 (Last time I checked)
What is your race?:white
What is your worst fear?: Fear??? WAFFLES HAVE NO FEAR!
Do you smoke?:depends on what your talkin about...
Do you drink?:Yup
Do you cuss?:Fuck no!
Do you use drugs?:Whats with all the questions,,,DO YOU use drugs??o0
Have you ever or will you ever steal?:Yup
Are you dependable and/or trustworthy?:Yes
Do you play in a band or play an instrument?:Nope
Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings?:My earz are peirced, for now.
If you had a favorite serial killer who would it be?:Me
Do you suffer from depression disorder?: Why dont you tell me?
If you had a choice about how you wanted to die what would it be?:Alone
Have you ever tried to commit suicide?:Yes
Have you ever purposely caused harm to yourself or someone else?:Yes
What subculture do you belong too?:HAIL THE WAFFLES!!!
Are you evil?:uhm... waffles?
Do you believe that you can be possesed?:HAHA Yea.
Are you a paranoid person?:Can be
Do you ever get jealous of somebody else?: Ive been known to.
Are you obsessive and/or compulsive?:Id like to think not, but I dont know
Are you a violent person?:Yup
Do you take your anger out on other people?:Yup
Do you blame other people for your mistakes?:I make it a point not to.
What is your favorite game?:uhmm...20 questions
What is your favorite movie?:Dont have one.
Who is your favorite band?:Dont have one
What is your favorite song?:uhm... that would be like asking, 'Whats your fav. food?' Im fat,,,does it matter?
What kind of books and/or magazines do you read?:Ones that keep my intrest
What is your favorite color?:I like neon colours
What is your favorite food?:Again, Tha whole fat thing..
What is your favorite drink?:White Russans, are great, so are cream cicles.
Do you own a pari of converse?:Yup
Do you own a pair of dickies?:Used to
Would you ever kill yourself or someone else?:Yup
Are you a virgin?:Yup
Are you kinky?:Ive been told so.
Do you like biting?:Yup
Do you masturbate?:The question shouldnt be 'do you?' but, 'When was the last time?'
Do you watch pornography?:HAHA That shit is so funny!
Have you ever dyed your hair an unusual color?:Magenta^^
Have you ever shaved your head in a socially unacceptable way?:Uhm...no.
Are you hyper active person?:Can be, but damn again, the whole fat thing.
Are you religious?: I believe that one day tha great waffle, will be reborn and then this whole world is doomed...DOOMED I TELL YOU!!!!!
Do you have any self inflicted scars?:Yes
Does pain turn you on?:It can,,,
Do you stand for originality and creativity?:Fuck yes.
Do you like meeting new people?:Hehehe oh yes
What do you like most about life?:Uhm...waffles?
What do you dislike most about life?:I dont like almost anything about life, but I deal with it, cuz susicde maybe painless, but its selfish.
Do you believe in love at first fright?:I believe in lust at first fright, but no love is something to be taken seriously
Have you ever pierced a body part yourself?:Yes
Have you ever had to beg for dinner money?:No
Do you own a car?:No
Have you been to jail, yet?: No
Are your clothes held together with safety pins?:Yes, I feel so safe in them.
Do you have actual scars from punk rock shows?:No
Have you ever vomit while making out?:Nope
Have you held a job for less than a day?:Nope
Do you own more than two pair of jeans?:Yes
Have you ever had to fuck stuff up for no good reason?:Of course
Have you ever been kicked out of your parents house?:No
Have you ever been fired from your job because of your attitude?:No
Does the world piss you off?:WAFFLES!!!!!!!!!

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