Disclaimers: Star Trek was created by Gene Roddenberry.
No monetary profit is being
made by this.
No offence meant, it’s just for the laughs.
Not to be taken seriously! :)
Rating R
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HERE COMES SANTA CLORES
Here comes Santa Clores,
here comes Santa Clores
Right down
It’s raining!
Oh goodie!
Alarms are screeching,
people screaming
All is sadistic and dark
Santa Clores has made his
mark
Say your prayers
‘Cause Santa Clores comes
tonight!
Here comes Santa Clores,
here comes Santa Clores
Right down
He’s got a sack full of toys
For bad boys and girls
Hear his bells jiggle
Oh, what a wonderful sight!
Jump in bed
‘Cause Santa Clores comes tonight!
Here comes Santa Clores,
here comes Santa Clores
Right down
He doesn’t care if you’re
rich or poor
He really doesn’t give a
shit at all
Santa CLores knows he’s
always right
And that makes everything
right!
And everyone better agree of
he’ll give you a big bad fright~
‘Cause Santa CLores comes
tonight!
Here comes Santa Clores,
here comes Santa Clores
Right down
He’ll come whenever he wants
Be ready!
He’ll bring piece to all
If we follow his light
Give thanx to the Lore above
‘Cause Santa Clores comes tonight!
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OH COME ALL YE UNFAITHFUL
Oh come all ye unfaithful,
Sadistic and naughty
Oh come ye, oh come ye
To Lore’s bedroom
Come and behold him, created
the king of everyone
Oh come let us adore him
Oh come let us adore him
Oh come let us adore him
Lore, the Lord
(Sung in higher octave)
Scream chants of banshees
Shriek, glass shattering
Behold all ye citizens of
Heeeeeeell below
Gloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooria
to Lore, wherever he may be
Oh come let us adore him
Oh come let us adore him
Oh come let us adore him
Lore, the Lord
Yeah, Lore we greet thee
Created this happy mornin’
Lore, to thee glory be giv'n
Word of the Soong now in
circuits appearing
Oh come let us adore him
Oh come let us adore him
Oh come let us adore him
Lore, the Lord…