Heres one of our favourite mates...it's Surmeet aka, Meaty, Sir Meaty, The Meaty One, Mr.Meaty or Supermarket Surmeet! He used to work at Bottoms Up, he truely started the generation of dossers you see here today!
What you didn't know about Surmeet is that he's the love child of Dale Winton......
and.....Missy Elliott
And here's what Surmeet turned out like...aint he cute!
Just remember when you hear the beep, sit back, relax and think of SuperMarket Surmeet! We love you Meaty!