Hit the target to dunk the d*g!

Stan: "Hey Zena, I'ze gonna dunks da d*ggie Zoie fur you. Jus watch"!
Zena: "Oh, Stanny, how romantic! Den I will dunk da d*ggie fur you!"
Stan: "Okays. And den I will dunks da d*ggie fur you again."
Zena: "And den, my luff, I will dunk her fur you."
Stan: "And after dat, I will dunks her fur you."

Agent Fernando

Kitties left to right: Jezebel, Maggie, Neek, Daniel & Ditzy (on ticket booth!)Shibui & Tucker,
Al &Madam Troublinski, Angel & Charlie

Neek: "STEP UP AND GET YUR TICKETS TO DUNK THE STINKY D*G TODAY! DUNK HER
WITH ALL YUR MITE!"

Maggie: "DUNK HER FAST. DUNK HER SLOW. DUNK HER IN THE WATER BOWL.
SHE'S SO DUMB! SHE'S SUCH A WEENIE. MAKE HER SWIM IN HER BIKINI!"

Neek: "Come here, Jezebel, and buy a ticket, why dontcha?"
Jezebel: "Why would I want to dunk such a cute d*g? She doesn't seem to like it."

Maggie: "No, she LOVES it! When no one is around to play the game,
she begs us to dunk her and we do."
Jezebel: "Well... O... kay... If she likes it, I might as well take a shot."

Neek: "Yes ma'am, she surely does, and you surely should!"
Jezebel (stepping up with her balls)]: "WATCH OUT D*GGIE--- YER GOIN' DOWN!!!!!!"

Daniel: "You know, I requested we work in a booth selling refreshments. I wonder why we ended up here?"

Ditzy: "I know. I can't imagine why they would not have us selling food. I mean, you and I are experts, of sorts,
are we not?"

Daniel: "Exactly. We can help everykitty out when they aren't sure what to order."

Ditzy: "Right.... We would have to taste everything to make a fair recommendation, however."

Daniel: "Of course.... And we would need to sample food from all the vendors, just to get to know
our competition."

Ditzy: (long pause) "Perhaps I should take a walk around for a few moments, just to see what's out there.
That way, if someone does realize their mistake, we will be more than ready to take over the refreshment booth."

Daniel: "Yeah, but I better go with you. I would hate for you to have to do all the work yourself."

Al: "What a lovely Spring day! Would you like a dandelion, Troubie?"
Troubie: "No, thank you. I don't eat vegetables."
Al: "Fair enough. Do you want to see what's at the next booth?"
Troubie: "Sure! Let's go."

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