Observation: If you have porn or cash anywhere in the house, in the garage or attic; even if it's buried in the back yard under the apple tree, your teenager knows it's there. |
Your teenager, incidently, knows everything about you. That's why parents are so boring. |
Question: "Why does it seem that my dog comes into the house especially to throw-up?" Answer: Ask him! |
Observation: "My life is so busy, I don't have time to study spiritually. Answer: "That's what the Sabath is for!" |
Question: "I'm a widow living with my 35 year old son. Because I don't drive, I sometimes call him to come and pick me up when I'm out in the evening. Sometimes he turns off the phone. Why do you think he does that? Answer: "That's a "no-brainer". |
If you have questions, and if you're paying any attention at all to life, you do; e-mail Clementine. She'll answer your questions privately or via this page, whichever you prefer! |