Ummmmm....
A play with no real reason for existence but it's short so it's better than some of the stuff Shakespeare wrote
Bob: Hello
Bill: Hello
Bob: I'm Bob
Bill: I'm Bill
Bob: Together we are
Bill: Bob and Bill
Bob: And there is a reason why we're here
Bill: We just can't remember what it is!
Bob: In the meantime here's a joke
Bill: Two men walk into a bar and one man says
(drum roll)
Bob: Ow!
Bill: Well that was… um… er… funny (pause) ish
Bob: Well anyway I think I've worked out why we're here
Bill: Why?
Bob: No sorry it's gone! (pause) .um. er… we're her to, to ! just give us a sec! We're her to …er..
Bill: To do what?
Bob: (pleased with himself) Fill a gap! (looks at watch) Yep that's it we're done. Let's go and collect our three pounds and then get outta here.