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A play with no real reason for existence but it's short so it's better than some of the stuff Shakespeare wrote

Bob: Hello

Bill: Hello

Bob: I'm Bob

Bill: I'm Bill

Bob: Together we are

Bill: Bob and Bill

Bob: And there is a reason why we're here

Bill: We just can't remember what it is!

Bob: In the meantime here's a joke

Bill: Two men walk into a bar and one man says

(drum roll)

Bob: Ow!

Bill: Well that was… um… er… funny (pause) ish

Bob: Well anyway I think I've worked out why we're here

Bill: Why?

Bob: No sorry it's gone! (pause) .um. er… we're her to, to ! just give us a sec! We're her to …er..

Bill: To do what?

Bob: (pleased with himself) Fill a gap! (looks at watch) Yep that's it we're done. Let's go and collect our three pounds and then get outta here.