THEY ARE ALL THE SAME PERSON. HOW CAN THIS BE?


We have three people here. They all look the exact same, yet they are totally different. Mike hates black people, Gore supports equal rights, and the dad from "two of a kind" likes touching the Olsen twins. Here are a few of my theories about how this can be.

  1. Mike is the bastard child of Al Gore and that other dude from that show.
  2. Mike is the offspring of a combination of the fecal matter of Gore and the dad. He grew up in a test tube and was born with hundreds of genetic defects.
  3. The Gore family is growing the same person in corn fields all over America. Mike and the Dad are the first two subjects.
  4. All three of them are robots trained to take over the world. Gore to try and gain control of the people, the dad to try to appease the people, and Mike to become master of his own circuitry.
  5. Gore looked into the mirror one day and his reflection (the dad) came out of the mirror. Then, the dad threw up and regurgitated a halfling (mike).
more to come...





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