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This is so keen. I am keen. I am the funniest person in the world. (That is one of the farces that I play on myself. But shhhh, don't tell me. I'd be hurt.)

Who gots it? Who gots it? Hi-yo! Hi-ya! Ninja In the Night.

As you may know, I am a Ninja In The Night. Hi-Ya! One blistering hot day, I had my very own Ninja Party...well it wasn't much of a party since only four other people came. But anyhow, it was my very own Ninja Party. And it was thee party that celebrated my new VCR which I had so badly needed. (I am a very big movie person and when my two VCR's broke within two weeks of eachother I suffered heavily from withdrawl.) At this special Ninja Party my four friends (I have more by the way.) and I watched "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon," which is my most favorite movie. (I went and rented it by myself and the rental guy was all jollily talking to me. He liked me. Nice old man.) I accidently got the English version instead of the Chinese one. So I was immensly upset about that. Anyway, in order for me to have a real Ninja Party I put on my Ninja outfit--the one that I wear at night when I hi-ya chop stuff/people in half. I had on my metallicy black pants and the top half of my body wore a black shiny ninja-ish vinyl shirt. Around my curly haired head I wore my ninja band. The gleam of its redness symbolizes blood. I do not know why...Anyhow, I had my ninja weapons all set and ready to be used. (Don't worry policemens and ladies, they are plastic.) When Sarah L, Rachel, Dylan, and Shannon arrived to the scene of plastic crime I was ready to be the Ninja that I Am. And I was the most spetacularly stellar Ninja ever to jump off a mailbox. Now here is proof:

This is me, thee Ninja In The Night, ready for action. Hi-ya!

This is thee Ninja In The Night, I, as she emerges from the trecherously chaostic forest ready to Hi-ya!

Thee Ninja in The Night, crouching her tiger and hiding her dragon, flying in the air toward her unknown enemy. Hi-ya!!!

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