Entry 000063; 12.03.01

Haw flakes have been banned by the FDA. I kind of always assumed this is true. Actually I kind of assume anything you find in a filthy chinese supermarket has been banned by the FDA. That's what gives it character. My grandmother started my addiction to Haw Flakes when I was born. And I knew something that good, that cheap, and that addictive couldn't be good for me.

One of these days, I'm positive I'm going to overdose on the little fuckers. But then again, maybe I've developed a tolerance. I once ate about 8 packs in one sitting. I think that's something like 80 cylindrical packages of them. If I was gonna die from it, I'm pretty sure that would have been the time.

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