Entry 000073; 12.14.01

I was talking to one of those millions of people who follow me around and revere me as a god today, and the conversation led to the same old same old,

"Gee wow, The Ashia! Isn't there anything you can't do?!"

To which I was about to respond my typical response, rollerblading and acting. But then, lo! A revelation!

I can act now! Oh you should have seen it. I did this crappy little monologue that took me a week to say without feeling awkward, and when I looked up from the paper, thirty faces looked at me in intense...i dunno. I'm not sure what you call it, but it's the effect I was going for.

Except of course, for one. That boy I have a crush on. When I looked at him, the first thing I thought was "oh jesus christ I have the shittiest taste in men."

If I had a webcam, I would portray the face he was making. Not only was he not paying attention, but he seemed to be waging battle against something in his teeth, to the point of having his tounge extended out of his mouth at an odd angle.

Exactly. My taste in men.

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