Entry 000112; 02.28.02

I made my first ever peanut butter and jelly sandwich a couple of days ago. The properties of jelly completely escape me - is it supposed to be like that, or is mine broken? It doesn't seem like hte type of thing to go on bread.

I will have to experiment and find ways to make this concoction crunchy. It's useless to me any other way.

I woke up around 7:45 this morning. Do you know why? Because god hates me, that's why. Nathan left at 8:00 and I coudln't get back to sleep, so I finally just got up around 9:30 and I've been walking doing random stuff trying to take up time. I could study for the two finals I have today, oh yes sure - but then ...why?

I am just not willing to take on probability exercises right now. It saddens me, in a way, that this will be my last ever math class. And what a stupid, useless, ridiculously redundant class it is. And that professor...oh god how I wish she would just get punched in the throat and rendered unable to speak ever again.

It's amazing the lack of reliable sources on the history and literature of science fiction on the internet. Really. The best site I found seemed to be written by an illiterate 7th grader. He didn't know how to conjugate the verb "to be." In english.

So this spring break should be interesting. I plan on....sitting in chairs. And cleaning the apartment, like I do every break. It's a wonderful thing to, because I leave for a day and come back, and it's always the way it was before. For like 2 weeks over Christmas break, the place was spotless. Then I think I left to visit someone in Norwell and I came back to more tumbleweeds of dust bunnies and scum on the bathtub. I swear to god there are ghosts that attack the place when I'm not watching.

In a recent poll of who people want to see naked, I came in second only to CaAse. This makes sense, I suppose, as we are related and therefore more prone to looking better naked. (?)

In other news: Photoshop 4.0 blows the dick. I better get my hands on 6.0 or better SOON.

I am so going to kick my psychology final's ass. This class was about 1000 times easier than high school. I have learned...um...nothing except that attractive people have easier lives, my waist-to-hip ratio is over the legal limit, and symmetrical looking people are better. Fuck you, symmetric people.

i spent a good amount of time this morning cleaning out my keyboard. I swear to god you could feed a small family with all the shit that's in there.