Entry 000137; 06.06.02

ByteNibbleBit: rookie
Rookie: hmm?
ByteNibbleBit: if you were a boy, what would you want for your birthday?
Rookie: umm
ByteNibbleBit: i have two birthdays for people coming up and i don't know what to get them
Rookie: dont ask me
ByteNibbleBit: ok ok so close your eyes
Rookie: i'm not them!
ByteNibbleBit: and imagine you are a kid with a huge head
Rookie: hahah
ByteNibbleBit: what do you want for your birthday?
Rookie: I NEED A HAT WITH VERTICAL STRIPES
ByteNibbleBit: AHaHAHA

ByteNibbleBit: ok next thing: imagine you are a kid with um..deformed pinkies and the tendency to be mistaken for a mentally retarded child
ByteNibbleBit: what do you want for your birthday?
Rookie: love.
ByteNibbleBit: hAhAHAHA
ByteNibbleBit: ok next one:

ByteNibbleBit: imagine you are a kid who looks like jesus, and you are named after a fuzzy fruit
ByteNibbleBit: what do you want for your birthday?
Rookie: that's tough