BEWARE!! beware i say!! beware the conformist views and corruption of LINED PAPER!! LINED PAPER is the source of all evil, all that is just plain un-nifty and all that is around BAD. yes!! just lookit it!! laying there, all unbadlookinglike! it lies!! it LIES i SAY!! it enforces values of questionable morals and whatnot!!
LINED PAPER, it keeps us in ranks, to serve all that is boring and superficial! at a young age, our free minds are reigned in to be battered by all that is conforming and stifled! we are made to write in big, formatted lines, getting prepped up for standard type. then they work on us! widdle us down to non-thinking LINED PAPER writing mindless goats! the lines get smaller, the writing more cramped! until, finally, after few years pass, we RELY on this conformist tool to write *neatly* and *cleanly*, causing our sense of wrong and right to be majorly WaCkED and screwy.
so you think, this vile thing cannot get much worse. It erodes all that is keen in the world slowly and surely...but i assure you, that is not the case! not only does it conform our minds and numb our intellect, but it also works AGAINST the rights and progress of women everywhere! the standard notebook LINED PAPER, consisting of many blue lines, the ones we tend to rely upon most, take up all of the paper, they are seen as more *important*, and *better* or whatnot....then there is the red line, perhaps 2 of these red lines grace the page, but all too often, this is not the case. it is seen as *trivial*, and less important. blue being the steriotypic color of males, and red/pink the steriotypic color of females, it SCREAMS the false message that males are better and more important than females. THIS is what the children of today are studying, putting all their work on in school. businesses use this...this..LINED PAPER...
it's EVERYWHERE!! EVERYWHERE i TELL YOU!! do you not understand!?!?!?!? if we don't stop it, soon it will take over the worLD!! gosh knows what other subliminal messages it is using to take over our values and morals!! THE CONFORMITY MUST STOP! cast away your LINED PAPER, my brothers and sisters! take off the opressive sheath of addiction that holds you to your LINED PAPER!! i cannot stress this more..LINED PAPER is EEEVIL!!!