this is Davey. He won't stop breaking my heart.

04.03.99
"The word "hello" is a malformation of a verb that means "I set my dogs upon you!"

Date Unknown
"Look! It's the elephant lady!
TAKE HER DOWN!"

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The Ashia: BOO
Davey: Yes?
Davey: Oh
Davey: Right
Davey: ::fear::
Davey: Is that better?

10.13.01
Davey: I just feel sad sometimes when I read photocopies of very dry, old history books late at night, especially on weekends
The Ashia: yeah i can see that
The Ashia: Well if you ever feel like you have no life, you can just call meup, and we can chill
The Ashia: OLD SCHOOL!
The Ashia: :::skanks::
Davey: Excuse me?