This is a compliation of conversations I had with a few people around 1:30 on a saturday night. It's all just people listing things I would never do. Luckily, two of the funniest guys I know where online at the time. Most of them are edited.

Davey


ByteNibbleBit: and what would you say...three things are that you would think i would never do? (not to make a point so much as that i'm curious as to what you would say)
NES DOS: Hm
NES DOS: Well
NES DOS: 1. Join a convent
NES DOS: I'm trying to be a little careful with what I say here...
ByteNibbleBit: why?
NES DOS: I fear you may do some of these things
ByteNibbleBit: AHaHA
NES DOS: Alright...
ByteNibbleBit: AhAHaHA
NES DOS: I'm trying to think what you would never do
NES DOS: Goodness I just had a disturbing image of something you wouldn't do
ByteNibbleBit: explain!
NES DOS: Riding through the middle of the street leading up to the major library here, on an elephant -- going rather quickly, galloping if elephants do in fact gallop -- dressed as a Roman centurion, carrying a firebrand, preparing to burn down the library
NES DOS: Please never ask me why that came to mind
ByteNibbleBit: aAHaHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHaHaHAHa
ByteNibbleBit: haAHAHaHAHAHaHAAHahAHaHaAHhaHahA
ByteNibbleBit: AhAHaHahA
NES DOS: But -- that's one thing you wouldn't likely do
ByteNibbleBit: aw i love you
NES DOS: How kind of you -- I love you and your typing style as well
NES DOS: Alright
NES DOS: 3. Move to Denmark and become a ferry captain
ByteNibbleBit: hahahha
ByteNibbleBit: awesome
ByteNibbleBit: ::ponders::
ByteNibbleBit: and you are right
NES DOS: I am?
ByteNibbleBit: i would probably try to do those things
ByteNibbleBit: i might yet
NES DOS: Ergk ByteNibbleBit: you were right to be afraid
NES DOS: Do me a favor, if you must do one
NES DOS: Make it the last one
ByteNibbleBit: does that sound hurt to make?
ByteNibbleBit: i REALLY like the elephant one though
NES DOS: Yes, I know
NES DOS: Do it before I graduate, if you're going to
ByteNibbleBit: i don't think i'd have the money for it
NES DOS: You could get a loan or something
ByteNibbleBit: i'll think about it
NES DOS: Don't join a convent
ByteNibbleBit: i think that is the least likley
ByteNibbleBit: even though it'd be the easiest
NES DOS: You'd invalidate the agreement
ByteNibbleBit: hheh this is true

Peaches


ByteNibbleBit: three things i would never do
Mitchman: um
Mitchman: date a brainless jock for a month
Mitchman: hmm
ByteNibbleBit: haha
Mitchman: (im quite proud of that one. lol)
Mitchman: AHhAHa
Mitchman: join the women's field hockey team at wpi(if they have one, they have sports there?)
Mitchman: lol a lot of the things i think of i can see you doing just to prove me wrong. lol
ByteNibbleBit: davey said the same thing
Mitchman: hmm for some reason I can't really see you as doing petty shoplifting either but thats prolly an unfair one.
i cant really see you as doing anything really mean to people who werent mean to others.

Rookie


ByteNibbleBit: list three things you think i would never do
Horrible Blob: hmm
Horrible Blob: run for president
ByteNibbleBit: hmmmm
ByteNibbleBit: a good one
Horrible Blob: murder!
ByteNibbleBit: i was thinking i was bound to kill at least one person in my lifetime
Horrible Blob: oh yeah?
ByteNibbleBit: i dunno...rage...spite..boredom
ByteNibbleBit: common human emotions run through me occasionaly
Horrible Blob: and number 3 is ...
Horrible Blob: ...
Horrible Blob: join the arm
Horrible Blob: ARMY

Jill


ByteNibbleBit: list three things you think i would never do
Lady McBoob: have a threesome with robert and rachael...
ByteNibbleBit: oh dear god.
Lady McBoob: do you want me to go on??
ByteNibbleBit: hahah yeah sure.
ByteNibbleBit: it's funny how everyone else says stuff NON SEXUAL and you...well you are a little pervert
Lady McBoob: suck on the oozing head of a week-dead squirrel...
ByteNibbleBit: AHAHHA
ByteNibbleBit: gross
Lady McBoob: and how about, watch your mom and her boyfriend have sex, when they think they're alone in the house!
ByteNibbleBit: ew
ByteNibbleBit: i've accidentally walked in a couple of times
ByteNibbleBit: and i've heard it and been disgusted
ByteNibbleBit: i used to have to wear headphones to bed
Lady McBoob: gross! that's like me when we shared a room wtih lynn
Lady McBoob: how painful for you
ByteNibbleBit: hehe well
ByteNibbleBit: at least it wasnt' with my DAD
ByteNibbleBit: THAT would be disgusting

Sucks


Parting Visions: your sotally tober
Parting Visions: i can tell
ByteNibbleBit: ok whatever
ByteNibbleBit: just go on
Parting Visions: you would never
Parting Visions: do a Naked Nott Run
Parting Visions: Bet against me in a Video Game
ByteNibbleBit: what is a naked nott run?
Parting Visions: play Beirut against me
ByteNibbleBit: any video game?
Parting Visions: running around the Nott naked
ByteNibbleBit: and what is beirut?
ByteNibbleBit: what teh hell is the nott?
Parting Visions: "beer pong" ?
ByteNibbleBit: i'm so confused.

Nathan


ByteNibbleBit: what are three things that you think i would never do
Man Oh Bread: hurt drooly, date me, and... hmmm...that's all i can think of.
ByteNibbleBit: oh come on, not one more thing?
ByteNibbleBit: haha how IRONIC
Man Oh Bread: i'll try to think of a third.
Man Oh Bread: ironic?
ByteNibbleBit: don't worry about it
Man Oh Bread: k
Man Oh Bread: a third thing you'd never do... become bill's friend again... only thing i can think of. Robert


Captain Bignose: i knew that was coming
Captain Bignose: call forth the human incarnation of satan from the depths of black hell to smite your enemies for you
Captain Bignose: you'd want to do it yourself
ByteNibbleBit: so truE!
Captain Bignose: see the most gorgeous man you've ever seen walking down the street, walk over to him, grab him, dip him, kiss him like he's never been kissed before or since, drop him, and walk away
ByteNibbleBit: actually
ByteNibbleBit: haah ok go on
Captain Bignose: you WOULD?
ByteNibbleBit: well ok
ByteNibbleBit: if he's THE MOST GORGEOUS MAN i've ever seen
Captain Bignose: hmm
Captain Bignose: point
Captain Bignose: second most gorgeous?
ByteNibbleBit: the only thing that would hold me back is 1. i'm busily on my way somewhere, 2. i can tell he's really a woman, 3. he's too big to dip
ByteNibbleBit: i have difficulty dipping men
ByteNibbleBit: yeah i might even go for second most gorgeous
Captain Bignose: yeah..you might be too short for that
ByteNibbleBit: also, if he had a woman with him, like hsi girlfriend...i don't want to get beat up
Captain Bignose: but it'd be much cooler that way
ByteNibbleBit: it would be
ByteNibbleBit: i like to think that if a situation like that ever came up, i'd be able to do it
Captain Bignose: sleep with someone in order to destroy his/her life

Torpe Prostituto


FatSham: have sex w/ me?
ByteNibbleBit: ok 2 more
FatSham: sky dive
FatSham: and....
FatSham: take over the world
ByteNibbleBit: you know
ByteNibbleBit: that's number 13 on my list of priorities

Icon


Flash Bang Pow: Appearing naked on a billboard for Sluttastic: a new musical about sluts, and then putting this billboard outside your father's house. It will also say, "this sluts for you!" underneath it.
Flash Bang Pow: Become the oil girl for Japan's Sumo Wrestling team. They need to be kept lubed for the cameras. Oh baby, do they need to shine!
Flash Bang Pow: Get into a fight with a large revolving door that's covered in spikes. You can't fight a door, you just can't That's crazy! Besides which, it's covered in pointy spikey spike thingys.

Uva


Foxfirebug:
1)being a news anchor
2)having a triple bypass
3)bungee jumping

Peddy


Peddy: diet, practice personal hygiene on a regular basis, get funk ass nasty with Jimmy

Jim


Undead 138: have sex with melanie, interact with

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