** Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?~~
** Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?~~
** Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?~~
** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?~~
** Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?~~
** Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?~~
** Why is a boxing ring square?~~
** Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?~~
** Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?~~
** Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?~~
** Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?~~
** Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?~~
** Why is the man who invests all your
money called a broker?~~
** Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?~~
** Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?~~
** Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?~~
** Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?~~
** Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?~~
** Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?~~
** Can fat people go skinny-dipping?~~
** Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?~~
