After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you
and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to
kiss her."

Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but 
what is a 'kiss?'"

So the Lord gave a brief 
description to Adam who took 
Eve by the hand
and took her to a nearby bush.

A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, "Thank you Lord, that was
enjoyable."

And the Lord replied, "Yes Adam, 
I thought you might enjoy that 
and now
I'd like you to caress Eve." 

And Adam said, "What is a 'caress?'"

So the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went 
behind the
bush with Eve.

Quite a few minutes later, 
Adam returned, smiling, and said, "Lord, that
was even better than the kiss."

And the Lord said, "You've done well Adam.  And now I want you to make
love to Eve."

And Adam asked, "What is 
'make love' Lord?'"

So the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again
to Eve behind
the bush, but this time he
reappeared in two seconds.

And Adam said, "Lord, what is a 'headache?'"

So now we know who started
it all.