I  Wanna Be A Football
In my next life, I want to come back as a Football.
Don't laugh...just think about it for a minute.
Men will die for football.
Men LOVE football.
They will chase a football all day, 
and never get tired.
They will hold one close to their heart,
and talk about it all day...
They will tackle anyone who tries
to take it away from them...
They have arranged their whole
life around football.
They always have time for football.
Men "understand" football.
Men LOVE  Football with a passion.
so...who wouldn't want to be a Football?
 You can have your choice of
being with a wide receiver or a tight end !
 The occasional kicks of being a football
is worth it all....

(ok so every web site has to have a groaner page)
LOL