Ways To Propose

Send a telegram w.y.m.m.?
 Apply for the job of husband
Write an engagement resume-listing your qualifications
Hide a diamond ring in a rose bud, and wait for it to bloom
Return to the place you first met
Hide the ring in a box of cracker jacks
Ask her to marry you on a local radio station.
The outrageous sky writing proposal
Send a custom made jigsaw puzzle.
The really big billboard proposal
The lucky chinese fortune cookie proposal
 The classic get on one knee proposal.

CHILDREN'S DEFINITION OF MARRIAGE

"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have
to give her back to her parents" -Eric, AGE 6

"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might
propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll take you for a
whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced,
but you got to do one particular thing for me.' Then she
says yes, but she's wondering what the thing is and whether
it's naughty or not. She can't wait to find out." -Anita,
AGE 9

"You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and
tails means you try the next one." -Kelly, AGE 9

"My mother says to look for a man who is kind. So that's
what I'll do. I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and kinda
handsome." -Carolyn, AGE 8

"Eighty-four. Because at that age, you don't have to work
anymore and you can spend all your time loving each other in
your bedroom." -Carolyn, AGE 8

"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a
wife" -Bert, AGE 5

"You should ask the people who read Cosmopolitan" -Kirsten,
AGE 10

"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys
need somebody to clean up after them" -Anita, AGE 9

"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just
a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." -Will, AGE 7

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