*To (groom), luckiest man on earth, and to (bride), the one who made him that way.

*A toast to love, laughter, and happily ever after.

*Here's to the husband, Here's to the wife: May they be lovers for life.

*May your joys be as bright as morning, and your sorrows but shadows that fade in the sunlight of love.

*May you grow old on one pillow.

*May the joy you feel today be a pale shadow of that which is to come.

*May the rest of your lives be like a bed of roses~ without the thorns.

*As two become one~love is eternal.

*May the road you now travel together be filled with much love and success.

*May your hands be forever clasped in friendship and your hearts forever joined in love.

*Welcome to the next chapter of your life ! May your book of life have a happy ending.

*May the sparkle in your eyes light your path for years to come.

*May the love you share forever be as beautiful as the bride looks today.

The Humorous Toasts
*Here's to the bride and groom, a case of love pure and simple.
(bride) is pure (groom) is simple

*Here's to marriage,for man is not complete until he is married~ then he's finished.

*To your wedding: May your love for each other grow as surely as your waistlines will.

*May your life be long and sunny, and your husband fat and funny.

*Marriage is a wonderful institution~but who wants to live in an institution ?

*May all your ups and downs be between the sheets.

*(Bride), Please put your hand on the table, Now (Groom) put your hand on top of (Bride's) hand.
I want everyone in the room to see the last time that (Groom)has the upper hand !

*May all your children have wealthy parents!

*To keep a marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup
Whenever you're wrong, admit it
Whenever you're right, shut up !

*(Bride), (Groom)
Marriage is a great university :
It teaches you patience, consideration,understanding...
and all sorts of crap...you wouldn't need if you stayed single.

*From The Brides father :
(Bride) ran away from home once, she was gone for 3 days, no one missed her~ we thought she was in the bathroom.

*From The Grooms father:
Oh Boy, now I have the TV remote all to myself....

*From The Best man:
You know the first time (groom) saw (bride)
he was immediately struck by her looks, she was to him... drop dead gorgeous...He said "You're gorgeous, she said, Drop dead...

*From best man:
The first time he took her ( bride) home to meet his family,they approved of her right away... it was him they didn't approve of !

*From best man :
They used to teach the birds and bees about him !

* Scientists have found a link between marriage, sex and astrology.
if you've been married for over 25 years, sex only happens once in a blue moon.

* Remember, arguing with your wife is like trying to blow out a lightbulb.

*They have a pre-nuptial agreement, nothing complicated-
He's going to wash and she's going to dry !

*I feel confident that (bride) would never leave him (groom) she has spent too much time training him !

*A wedding is just like a funeral..except you get to smell your own flowers.