...woman who make love on hill, not level.
...man who tell lightbulb jokes, soon burn out.
...man who smokes pot, chokes on handle.
...man who have hand in pocket feel cocky all day long.
...man who take woman on camping trip have one intent.
...man who keep feet firmly on ground, have trouble putting on pants.
...baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.
...man who shoot off mouth, must expect to loose face.
...when lady say no, she mean maybe. When lady say maybe, she mean yes. When lady say yes, she no lady.
...passionate kiss like spiders web. Soon lead to undoing of fly.
...man who lay woman on ground get piece on earth.
...man who kisses woman's behind, get crack in face.
...man who fight woman all day, get no piece at night.
...virginity like balloon. One prick--all gone.
...man who live in glass house, shower in basement.
...man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
...man who drop watch in toilet bound to have a shitty time.
...man who fart in church, sit in own pew.
...man who stand on toilet, high on pot.
...man who run in front of car get tired.
...man who run behind car get exhausted.
...man who laughs last thinks slowest.
...elevator smell different to a midget.
...better to be pissed off than pissed on.