"I'm almost there, it's on the tip of my tongue and it never goes away; it never comes to stay." - The boys
"True Love is about finding someone you can stand to be with for more than ten minutes at a time." - Snow Day
"Imagination is the best part of life." - Trevor Blackall
"There's only us; there's only this. Forget regret, or life is yours to miss." - RENT
"I couldn't tell you that I was wrong - chickened out, grabbed a pen and a paper, sat down and I wrote this song. I couldn't tell you that you were right - so instead I looked in the mirror, watched TV, lay awake all night." - The Barenaked Ladies
"'Stressed' is really just 'desserts' spelled backwards." - anonymous
"Conformity is the jailer of freedom, and the enemy of growth." - John F. Kennedy
"Intelligence is the ability to see many points of view without going completely bonkers." - Douglas Adams
"Someone who tries to do something, and fails is a lot better off than the person who tries to do nothing and succeeds." - unknown
"The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up." - Paul Valery
"I think it's great. Sometimes you find old jewellery and stuff!" - Jim Carey (on colon cleansing)
"You cannot kindle a fire in any other heart, until it is burning in your own." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"It's not how many toys you get, it's how much satisfaction you get from your toys." - unknown
"Only those who dare to fail greatly can achieve greatly." - Robert F. Kennedy
"There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so." - William Shakespeare
"Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing themselves." - Leo Tolstoy
"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us." - Westen Union Internal Memo, 1876
"Am I not destroying my enemies if I make friends of them?" - Abraham Lincoln
"Worse than being blind is to see and have no vision." - Hellen Keller
"We are such stuff as dreams are made of. Above all else, to thine own self be true." - William Shakespeare
"We're here for a good time, not a long time. So have a good time, the sun can't shine everyday." - unknown
"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but for God's sake, don't pick your friends' nose!" - My Dad, and many other weirdo's
"What a wonderful day we've had. You have learned something, and I have learned something. Too bad we didn't learn it sooner, or we could have gone to the movies instead." - Balki Bartokomous "Perfect Strangers"
"No, you may not give urine instead of blood! We have quite enough of it without volunteers coming in donating it." - Doctor, "Monty Python"
"Don't frown, you never know who might have been falling in love with your smile." - unknown
"Smile through your tears and sorrow; Smile, and maybe tomorrow you'll see the sun come shining through for you, just smile." - SMILE, Charlie Chaplin
"Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then this is not the end yet." ~ Anonymous
"Your biggest fear will be the rescue of you." - Lindsey Watson
"Who ever invented the waiting game? It had to have been a guy." - Elaine Ferrier (quote of the DAY)