California

A woman cannot drive a car while she is dressed in a house-coat.

It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.

It is illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.

Belvedere: No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.

Blythe: A person must own at least two cows before he is permitted to wear cowboy boots in public.

Hollywood: It is illegal to drive more than 2000 sheep down Hollywood Bouleward simultanously.

L.A.: A man can legally beat his wife with a leather strap, as long as it is less than two inches wide, or she gives him permission to use a wider strap, preferably in advance.

L.A.: You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.

L.A.: If robbing a bank, shooting at the teller with a water gun is prohibited.

Oakland: Illegal to rob a birds nest from a public cemetery.

Ventura County: Cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. Colorado

Denver: It is illegal to mistreat rats.

Logan County: Illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.

Pueblo: Illegal to raise or permit a dandelion to grow within the city limits.

Sterling: Unlawful to allow a pet cat to run loose without a taillight.

Connecticut

You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

Harford: Crossing the street walking on your hands is not allowed.

Hartford: Illegal to educate dogs.