Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?

As an older more mature adult your job is to...make fun of the little kids!

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

If you love your man, set him free, if he doesn't come back, you know he's with me.

Money and looks aren't everything, but it's all I got!

To catch me you gotta be fast; to find me you gotta be smart; but to BE ME!! DAMNNN! You MUST be kidding!

It's hard to be humble when your this hot!

I am independant and abusive, stay out of my way!

They say kissing is the language of love, care to indulge in a little convo?

Ociffer, I swear to drunk I'm not GOD!

Nowhere on your birth certificate did it say life would be fair.

Guys are like slinkies, it's always fun to watch them fall down the stairs!

Star light, star bright, where the heck is Mr. Right?

If you need space, join NASA.

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.

If your nice, you can call me sweety. If your sweet, you can call me huni. If your hot then you can call me tonight!

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but YOU are abusing the priviledge.

Guys are like parking lots, the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

One day your prince charming will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I am a princess, I live in the clouds, if you wanna kick it with me, you better bow down, so get on your knees, and call me your highness, cause believe me baby, I'm (your state here)'s finest.